Ooooookay. I, um, I, uh, wow. Wtf. Yesterday I went to Xanadu (it was so-so and over-miked) with two friends, and they came over to my house before-hand. Yeah, I've given up trying to anonimity on this site, I just hope that no one I know finds this. So, Ellis and Lindsay (both straight-as-an-arrow girls) came over, and so did Chris (straight guy) who was on the subway with us. And...