My sister, the one who got married nearly year ago, created an "event" on Facebook. It seems to be like a reunion of sorts for the girls who went to her bachelorette party last year. I pressed "Attending" WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Please, let me remind you what happened at last year's event...

Forced to use penis straws. I refused. Anyways, I was drinking a cooler. I do not drink coolers with straws. Not ever.

Male sex doll was brought out. AWKWARD.

Everyone posed with said sex doll. AWKWARD.

I was told to pose with said sex doll. I DENIED. I was not drunk enough.