I can't see very well. Something from the pool today screwed up my vision, so for the last ten hours everything has become blurry. This means two things:

1) There may be typos in this journal, a fact that will bother me much more than it really should.

2)I've been walking around leering at people because I can't make out their face without squinting. I already come off as a little strange, so I'm sure this will just add to my generally creepy aura.

I have no idea what to get/ask for for my birthday. Any ideas?