Ugh....

I Hate Piano Bars,
I Hate Creepy Old Men
I Hate Effeminate Gay Men

They make me feel as if living a homosexual lifestyle is a hopeless endeavor.

I've been looking up gay clubs in Manhattan which are more youth friendly. Splash has a College Night on Thursdays and Rush caters almost exclusively to an 18-29 crowd so there is a (small) glimmer of hope.