So yeah. I had asked my mom if we could go to Starbucks. So we do, and while we're there, she talks to me about when I should have sex, and about pregnancy, and the whole straight sex talk. She doesn't know I'm queer, so I was like "Omigod" through the whole thing. And then she makes sex references, and I'm thinking, "TMI. I'm a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was surreal.

Just got off the phone with my mother, i'm living alone no parents around and she still gets to me...

Don't get me wrong, i love her, i (usually) have a good relationship with her but when she's angry or tired or sleepy she takes it out on the world, and today the world turned out to be me. She hanged up on me.