Jesus

underdarkness's picture

Blue Collar Jesus

Wretched sinners,
give unto me.
For fags are aplenty
and drugs are for free.
The niggers are rising,
the “sheenies, green” fed.
The “chinks” coming over,
the “A-rabs” are dead.
The US is falling
to a moral unwell
Faggots fighting for freedom,
please don't ask, don't tell.
The “Christians” are arguing
divide of church and of state.
My God believes in free will

gaynow's picture

"What's Jesus' View on Homosexuality?"

Sooooooo0o0o00o0o00oo... I finally did it. Me and this friend I was with (she's bi) were in the subways, and there was a guy handing out Jesus pamphlets, we walked up to him arm in arm and asked what Jesus' views on homosexuality were. Mehehehe.... I can't tell you how long I've wanted to do that. I mean, his answer wasn't all that heartening, but he was nice about telling us that it was sinful.

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