1) I was secretly hoping the people I hated from High School would all be fat by now. Alas, not yet, but I am content to wait.
1.5) I don't understand people who pursue those who are much better looking than them. I mean, you're expecting them not to be care about looks while you are being extremely superficial yourself? Besides, it would be awful to have to constantly think about how the other person is "dating down" in other people's eyes.