And we got a few things to say to our dear Oasis friends.

Okay, okay, so apparently there are real-life superheroes. LINK!

http://www.queerty.com/real-life-superqueero-doesnt-wear-masks-when-stop...

I know; fucking awesome, right? It's so tempting. Okay, they probably get their asses kicked a lot and don't do a whole lot of actual, effective crime-fighting. But then again, you'd get to tell your grandchildren about the time you spent being a superhero.