
Lesbionic Woman #2: Why are we fighting?
Lesbionic Woman #1: Fighting? I'm not fighting.
Sorry it's up here twice. I meant to put it in a forum.
I wish I could show this to everyone in my school.
I wish I could show this to everyone in my school.

Anyone seen "Mango Kiss?" I have seen most but not all. From what I saw it was great. Damn it was funny! And I tell ya what I could relate to those women. If you want to watch a preview check out the link below.
http://freedomuniversal.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/view/5234050-mango-k...

I'm in a less-than-fabulous mood right now, and I decided--hey, why not have a place for people to post things that would cheer me (and others) up? So if you know a funny joke, or have a cute anecdote, or saw a funny movie on YouTube, or have anything to post that you think might cheer anyone up--this is the place for it!!
=)

have you ever heard a good gay joke...? please share it..and for the sakes of all higher powers...try to make them positive...?

+i use jewish humor like grace ~(actual convo. with my friends)"hey there's a new kosher chinese place on the corner. wanna go?" " sure, i'm in the mood for a little sweet and sour 'oy! my back!' " "really cuz i was thinkin' about somethin' more like mu shu "it would kill you to call your mother?"
+i have ridden in elevator and started humming when i paused, some one else joined in and that's how we met...
+have played 100,000 pyramid, and BEATEN will/grace's time!!!
+have done tango with friends to cheer them/me up
+am equilly, if not more, bitchy then Jack McFarland

Any one heard a good joke lately? You know that humor and laughter make the world go around ...well at least it makes it much better!

This just frickin' cracks me up. It is so MY sense of humor.

I was just reading Merrics journal and she mentioned the movie Troy. That got me thinking about the first time I saw it. I went to the theaters with my dad to see Troy this was 2004 and about a year before I started to seriously question my sexuality. The funny thing is that Helen of Troy in the movie totally caught my eye. I was...I don't know how to say it. I just liked her you know?

Okay, so the other day I was on facebook and some random dude added me as a friend. So I messaged him to ask if I knew him or not. He says he added me cause I seem to like hockey as much as he does. So I'm like okay. so we start messaging back and forth about hockey when all of a sudden he asks me if I have msn. So I give him my msn thing.

I was watching this special about Whitney Houston on T.V. and she had gone to Israel with her husband, Bobby Brown, to partake in a ceremony honouring black Hebrews. Garbed in Israeli attire, she was getting ready to board the plane back to America and yelled, "I LOVE ISRAEL--IT'S MY LAND!"
Me: O_O *laughs fucking ass off*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWPzxVMQU8g&NR
This is hilarious.
ok, so this is totally random, but when i logged in, the little google adsense thing said "queers in history" and i totally thought of the whole muppets thing that used to be on tv, that'd be like "pigs in space" and was just imagining a parody with queers instead. granted, the pigs in space things was a parody too. and now that i'm remembering most of you are like what, 13? 16?
Well, It's been like a week right? You'll understand why I haven't posted for a week if you read what happened. =3
Most of the forum topics seem to be so serious lately so I thought I would post something to try and lift the mood. It is the holiday season after all guys! =]
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The Schitt Story
For sometime many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an in intellectual way.

Welllllll, I went ice skating on Friday, and I had SO much fun. Not to mention that during school, my crush (who I will call Alex) came up to me and held my hands and gave me a hug and said that she couldn't wait to go. She was the one who invited me in the first place. (Perhaps I have a chance?) I couldn't concentrate for the rest of the day. I think my parents were worried at the way I kept pacing around and fussing with my clothes.
I am doing some work for school, and I come across this letter (reprinted in an autobiography) which I found fun to read and wanted to share with you: I deleted a few words to conceal the topic she is writing about, but I'll reveal it at the end of the post. It is written by an upper-class woman in England.