Insecurity Un. We've been going out for a couple of weeks and now everyone wants to flirt with her. Madness!
-There's bird girl. Who uses cheesy pickup lines to flirt. Shes okay. Just keep away from my girl!
-Ruth. Who "wishes she was her gf". That irks me mucho.
-Colton. Less of a problem. He's a guy. He knows we're gay. Light hearted flirting. No big.
-Ellis. Little mentally retarded. He touches her. Any further and i will break.his.fingers. At the moment, i can let it slide.
I'll fight for my girl, because i care about her. But damn. Who's next?! Problem not solved