This is an experiment in writing out everything not negative that runs through my head in the form of a sentence beginning with 'I am'
I am approximately five feet and four inches tall.
I am an actor.
I am a sensitive young man.
I am a decent friend.
I am a passionate, if bashful, lover.
I am a Scissor Sisters fan.
I am a brunette.
I am a little boy.
I am an excellent German student.
This is an experiment in the portrayal of identity and mental concepts. It also makes me sound like I have multiple personality disorder, but oh well.
Mildly Attractive Waitresses
I wish I could say I'm a stranger myself here
Get some coffee, talk to the waitress
Who looks tired, young and pretty but with a little bit of bitterness behind her smile
Which she turns on me, saying