Found this a while ago on some queer youth art site, thought I might post it:
"We the children of the synthetic revolution,
In order to form our politically correct union,
Establish deep-seated fear of one another,
To insure phobia among the masses,
To provide a strong base conformity,
Promoting a silent resentment
And securing stereotypes forever."
- Spencer Petersen
Pure genius, if you ask me.