oh shit shit fuck fuckseeedooodle!!

bad! everyone knows i'm a bit...er...shall we say..horny. What you don't know is that every once in a while i get this wave of psycho horniness...like a crazy fucker raging nymphomaniac cat...and eh...well im getting one of those. This usually means a giant cock fest of collosal proportions....but EEEEK i'm trying to fight it! gotta be a good boy for the new boy...boys..and eh....for me too. GRRRR so hard....double meanings very much intended....SHUT UP LADY GAGA U'R NOT HELPING!

i watched austin powers...IT MADE ME H-HAPPY!!!!!!!!!
have a good day whores.

Got me a plan!!!

omg longest first date EVER! went and had a milkshake, talked the entire time, then went for a long walk and kept talking, then went for chocolate and kept talking, then got in his car and kept talking, then moved his car after a car theif didn't realize we were watching him and bolted so he got scared and kept talking...and then we got out of the car and hugged, then we kissed, and we kept kissing...and kissing....and kissing. 7 hour date, 6 hours talking, 1 hour kissing....hmmmmmmmm soooooo hoootttttttt!!!!!

oopsy...i accidentally sheduled three dates for the same time tonight...my bad. i cancelled two...one was hard to cancel coz i actually wanted to meet the guy...but in the end i picked the guy who's best ...in whatever way...maybe he's just the hottest...or we got along the best...or he's the nicest..i dunno, but i picked him. i've recently picked up another 4 guys...so my grand total man juggling right now is 8 or 9...depending on wheather i still count this one guy as in the picture of not :S...who cares really...

metaphorically speaking! on a catfish!
meow? birrrrr? HISS!

so you know how i said i wouldn't get more men? tonight i kinda got on a roll and got...lets see...hovi...avishai, barry, vlady, eliran and natan....so that's...six new guys....oopsy!

man update!

why is everyone so angry today? is it that time of the month for the united states? are you all upset by the earthquake in italy? or is it coz i was rudely woken up at 11 30 today?? all those things are equally as annoying, but people, take a fucking zenified chill pill....please....no....JUST DO IT YOU CRAZY CUNTS!
heheh can you just picture cunts with little legs and arms wondering around the place doing crazy things...now...imagine them with WINGS!

have you ever hated to love somebody? i never have before...i either gladly hated them or gladly loved them or comfortably felt anywhere in between those two extremes...but now i have a definate person i hate to love...don't get confused...not love to hate...hate to love. im talking about aviv...clearly i love him...how could i not?

I wish I was a harder person
I wish I was a softer person

wtf why is everyone here in love!? *bows head* yes i'm jelous....FUCKERS!
date with the eskimo ended in *drumroll*....sex! very extreme sex...extremely bad that is!

hey look jeff...a break!

mum hasn't bothered calling this w'end...so that's a two week break from her...ouchies...specially since i'm supposed to be trying this thing with her where i don't act like a cunt...guess i'll have to keep trying.

aah i'm so proud of myself...two large photography projects DONE and one of them in particular looks STUNNING!

BORING as all shit day today went to look at some galleries...not the good kind...the..."mud on walls lets talk about CONECEPT coz there's nothing else to really say about the shit" type of galleries which annoyingly enough make everyone turn into this disgusting postmodern bohemian snob monster that i just cannot stand. and to make it worse it's FUCKING hot.

when you were young...did somebody play with your laulau?
im missing out on sculpture class as we speak....it kinda sucks...coz i did wake up for it at 5am...but then i fell asleep while getting undressed and that's the way i stayed until my grandma woke me up at 730 when it was well and truly too late anyway. i was supposed to finish an assignment and present another in that lesson today...oopsy!

POP!