OMG I'M SUCH A DYKE HAG, I JUST LOVE MY CARPET MUNCHERS, LOVE YOU LONG TIME! i think we should have a fag vs dyke war, it would OMG so funny!
i have a song to sing for my love hellonwheels, i know it'll strike at everyone's heartstrings, some of you may have heard it already. it goes a little something, like this...
stick your log in a dog,
like omg sorry to post twice i know i'm hogging but just get over it or i'll
FeEd YoU tO tHe HOMOseXuALs!!!!!!!!!!!
so, what does the word stocky mean? no really i want to know, DISNEY you answer this. JEFF you too. and ms LOL TAIRE the three resident geniuses. all others answer too but u'r comments are less important. (joke mo fo's)
i set the old dog on a cat today to see what happens, he barked and ran toward the cat but then stopped and ran away, i knew that little shit was all talk, that fucking flea of a dog i hate it! it's got the biggest cock though, like wtf do you need it to be that big for? watever it's a dog adam!
so i'm in love with hellonwheels, how do i tell him????
(shut up hellonwheels!)
has anyone seen that bit in "date movie" where the cat is shitting? omg that bit fucking kills me! watching it today while grandparents are napping and omg i laughed my ass off and woke em up, my grandma screamed (she's very jumpy).
word of right now: "faecal"
used in a sentence: the old dog i'm looking after smells like faecal matter.
oh it feels so good to be back on oasis after such as long time!!!
I FORGOT HOW CUTE YOU GUYS ALL ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I'M NOT BIPOLAR!
OMG I LOVE MY PILLOW!
Jeffy!?! are you out there!?!? of course you are, remember me???
wow i'm all emotional from being on this site.
sup fuckbuddies and unfortunate girls who wish they could be!?
HOW'S LIFE FUCKERS!?
i'm just dandy, i'm officially a mcdonalds boy, i got an apron and everything, and i'm never eating maccas again!
plus they got me on mornings, fuck i hate waking up early, and the smell of burning grease, burning bread and cold congealed raw egg at 6 in the morning.
OMG LIFE IS SOOO BORING RIGHT NOW! i'm like the planest plane jane in the universe! so obviously...nothing is going on with me presently, so what do i talk about you may ask?
how you all been? anyone doing anything i might care about enough to think it's cool? does anyone know leon bakst? i finished reading stalker by faye kellerman or something like that....it was boring.
so apperantly there's a downside to being as fabulous, charming, handsome, smart, skilled and wise as i am, you have the ability to realize how wonderfully shallow and empty your life is.
i don't really want to say a lot today, just don't go thinking i'm some emo fucker who hates himself.
bus drivers shit me! (sorry bobby)
so i have this theory, i think moths are trying to take over the world, they're evil mother fuckers...you watch!
feED HiM tO tHe HomOseXuaLS!!
my bee dick mofo assbusting friends called me a dyke hag today!!
....it's true....i have a lot of carpet muncher bitches....IT'S TRUE!!!
so i'm taking a friend of mine to the gay club this friday, she's sooo not gonna fit, she's straight and she goes out with irish men!
anyway did you know i was rebellious???? DID YOU?????!
MAAAAAANNNN!!!! MY LIFE IS A SINKING ABYSSSS YO!!!!!
i love those african chicks with the giant asses, don't you think they're great?
so i feel a bit change coming on in my life, i think i'm truly moving to unchartered territory in my life....I'M STARTING TO LIKE CATS!