I HAVE A NEW FRIEND! and there was much rejoicing...

so he can't really talk...some medical condition i suppose...he was made in china...but i have nothing against asians...he's plastic..but then so am i....
he's tiny...like...maybe fifteen cm on ten....and he's a hippo...but then...so am i...

body? hmm..yes please...preferably with a pulse and a penis...a functional one if it's not too much.

i like eating dark chocolate with red wine and pomegranates with white wine

turns out i'm a good drag queen! yay! i finally did it, i always wanted to try it out... lol and as a result a straight boy wants to "experiment" with me....hehehehe!
i got me a little o tattoo, actually not so little....medium size i'd say...tis on my inner left thigh about...oh.....20cm down the ding dong. i like it!

i'm lonely

why do i only come on here when i'm unhappy in some way??
i'd give you the usual shit i do but meh, i'm too tiered, it's half past one and i have to wake up soon for uni.

something is wrong, i can feel it, it's making me anxious and irritated.
grr i can't be fucked writing more
love ya freaks
adam

EW A STRAIGHT GIRL HIT ON ME AND I SAW HER BOOBY *shivers and eye twitches*
fucking straighties

Kevin Gnapore - Maths Enthusiast/badass mc

i love it when people snort

i had a bad day :(

MWAHAHAHAHAHA
the corrupted wish forum game will never end! NEVER!!!!!

sslllllllluuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the fuck!

i come back to where i'm staying and there's like 20 random fuckers here. now i can't go into the kitchen till they fuck off!! and i'm hungry and thirsty and tiered and pissed the fuck off!!!! plus i'm officially fighting with everybody i know except apollo alexander...and those i'm not fighting with im grudging for the next year or so.

hence

THE FUCK!!

I TOLD YOU TO EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

apollo alexander looks so good in cadigans.

so tiered

hahahahaha, i met my boyfriend here! hahahaahahaha

in other news...i like an eminem song...don't hate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in my defence it's "shake that ass for me" so at least i got that going for me :P

i like clicking my neck!

YAY I'M GOING TO BE LIKE JANICE!!! "MODERATELY PRICED SOAPS ARE MY CALLING!" woho!!!!!

tell me fuckers what's it like being blessed with my awesomeness?!?!??!? i wish i could be blessed by my own awesomeness, alas i cannot because i'm always around me, and i'm a mere mortal next to the collosal that is my awesomeness!
have a nice day...LOVERS!