Have you ever seen the last person you kissed naked?
several times....

The last person you kissed romantically; was it a drunken or sober kiss?
Im pretty sure I've never kissed anybody sober so...most definately...drunk

Do you prefer the ocean or pool?
ocean, you can pee there and nobody even knows.

recent inside jokes?
inside jokes require being "inside"

What is in your backpack right now?
haven't had a backpack since highschool

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
my grandmother

Where were the last three places you went

miss me?! im blonde!
i like domes

so today was my first day back working in golf...been away for a year....the crew's mostly changed (save for two workers and the manager). Im officially now one of those people who works and studies simultaneously, which i know many people do...but i seriously think this will be the end of me. im a pretty lethargic person at the best of time, my activity is summed up by short intense bursts of energy that i hold on to just as long as i need to and then i remain perfectly still. lol, my brain is the energetic one in this being, and the heart.

my mother's a judgemental hateful bitch, who still manages to make me feel like...the lowest substance in the universe....alive dead or otherwise, like whatever self worth i may have harvoured up in the last few months by makign myself feel better using sex, she strips away in a matter of minutes and then continues to run me into the ground, while simultaneously throwing out little colourful stripes of empathy and "motherly love"...always on technicalities, she says it like it's an obligation, like it's her duty to.

i don't know what the fuck to do. feels like i want to write something but i don't know what...what do you call that? no dramatic descriptions of my feelings....just sum it up with i feel not so perky.

GOOD MORNING!!! it's 3pm and i'm finally awakeeeeeee!!! tis good...t'means my weekend should be short and i needn't think as much on sex....i am so fucking horny i would screw like....no actually i wouldn't...good sex or no sex baby!

Call me old fashioned but i think it's important that in sex both parties get some form of pleasure, preferably that both cum. is that wrong of me? is that the canon of gay sex? seriously...answer that...what do you think??

muffin!

good morning everybody!
<3 <3

SHOPPPPPIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been in ages so I was just soooo glad to be reunited with my little shops! tehehe, I got two cute and rediculously colourful shirts just so nobody will have any doubt as to what my sexual preference is. And then to really close the deal I bought green skinny jeans...tada!!! have no doubt, I look FUCKING HOT in my new clothes.

i want to rid the world of yellow. and marshmellows, disgusting.

oh hey guess what? apperantly my cholesterole is waay high too, i'm 21 with a body of a fucking 70 year old...so im getting more drugs...isn't that nice? i have another solution but nobody listens to me, i think i should just drink large quantities of red wine, aah the things i do for my health. i also have to up my insulin dose, meaning more weight, and i have to up my metformin doses, which means a lot more stomach pains, and at this point death is starting to look inviting.

my blood sugar is almost three times what it should be...so here's for a slow and painful death at a young age.

well it had to happen, me and lilly allen, and today it did and im in love with that little slag!

eh nobody comments on my journals anymore...starting to wonder why i bother writing..
meow oh yeh i do it for myself! fucker woodpeckers!

there's something about mary...she has a giant german sausage between her legs!

EH, family barbeque, my uncle gave me so much alcohol, i coudn't very well refuse now could i? so naturally i drank like three big bottles of beer and two bottles of wine..tada! the trip home was fun as a result. what the fuck ever though.

helllooooo lovers!!!
i want to have sex with spongebob squarepants and johnny bravo simultaneously. can someone here arrange that? and I want Jack the samurai too...but just a one on one with him.
how old is spongebob? hope he's legal....yikes!

hh---ooooooooooo! i feel alll doowwwnnn and slooowwww mootiiioon todayyyy... :( :( :( :( :(
took two naps today...and in between them i watched tv...did absolutely nothing constructive today other than go to this clinic thing for diabetics and get myself off poked by needles and peeing in cups and weighed in public and waiting in lines and fat nurses telling me the importance of excercise...aaahhh....

iiii juuussstttt feeelll lliiikkeeeee sttooopppiiinnnggg tttiiiimmmeee.

be way great to be a snail....or with a snail.

im seeing Guy in two and a half hours...date four...still no sex...im breaking my own records here...aren't you all so proud? im de-whoring!