BRAIN FARTTT

whateversexual_llama — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 04:15:45 +0400

so i know i haven't been on this site in like 189045840750817309813 years, but I have a question for ya'll.

I'm trying to remember this dykey movie I once saw because i want to recommend it to my cousin. I don't remember it very well, but here's a list of what i DO remember:

1. a cute redheaded character
2. a singing queen
3. a gay bookstore
4. lots and lots of dildos in a rented apartment
5. a love scene including paint
6. a buttplug.

anyone know what I'm talking about?

Eurydice (a poem)

whateversexual_llama — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:31:34 +0300

I was dreaming of you last night.
Dreaming you were the covers all around me-
I was wrapped in something safe
maybe your smile
maybe in not needing to smile so much.
I dreamed of you and it was a dream
where I could sleep,
and I was told, “You’ve been saved.”
I’ve written too many poems about saving someone else
too many poems called “Being in Love.”

I’m not in love.
I’m killing time.
Let’s go smash clocks,
as the springs unwind
maybe you’ll find me.
If not,
I hope you know even though I woke not ready to be with you,

and so then

whateversexual_llama — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 01:54:04 +0300

I ended up with a girlfriend. 0_0

ten little indians all in a row

whateversexual_llama — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 04:25:24 +0300

Updates. The News. Here we go:

Last night was a JOSS WHEDON MARATHON SHINDIG EXTRAVAGANZA! Let's see who was there... Bonnie and Annie (totally awesome dorky friends from Middle Skewl), Alex (big asshat nerdy dude who I really would've preferred not be there), Abe and Kat (a dude I know and my ex... they need to hook up. Like NOW. they will soon. They'll be so cute).

When everyone got there, we played Super Smash Bros, Soul Calibur II, Super Mario DDR, and Sonic Adventure 2: Battle until 9, when DOLLHOUSE started!

evoked

whateversexual_llama — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:55:37 +0300

So there's a chick at school who's real cute who I'm getting to know... and I really liike her... her name's K. Aaaand we've been talking/flirting quite a bit over the past few weeks, and she'd like, kissed my cheeks and hands and put her head on my lap and held my arm before, but she's pretty cuddly with everyone but ANYWAY.

crazinesses

whateversexual_llama — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:20:24 +0300

Craziness #1: I just saw an article online about a mtf-girl in germany who's sixteen and got SRS already. She started hormone treatment at TWELVE. I'm not even trans and I'm jealous.
Sub-Craziness #1.4: a poll under that article asked if people thought that 16 was too young for SRS and the majority voted no. I voted yes. Stupid internet-people and their ignorance about trans issues.

sometimes I muse too much

whateversexual_llama — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:29:21 +0300

I've been thinking, lately, about what I'd wish for if I found a genie in a bottle.

I would only have two wishes, because the first wish would be "I wish for you to grant my wishes exactly the way I want you to, without doing any of that weird Monkey's Paw shit." That way I wouldn't accidentally die or anything.

Then I was thinking I'd wish to never ever ever get a stuffy nose again.

Snowdrift Story (a first draft of a poem)

whateversexual_llama — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:33:08 +0300

((So the ~s are supposed to be indents, but... it wouldn't indent. stupid web formatting. Sorry if they're distracting or anything.))

Snow is falling,
~and glowing and
~~smiling- come sing with me.
Come sit on my carpet
~let me tell you a story.

Icarus and Sisyphus walk into a bar
~holding hands.
The bartender looks up and says "what can I get you?"

preparing for a haiku showdown

whateversexual_llama — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 03:20:36 +0300

So, on Tuesday (I know, a while from now, but whatever) I have a HAIKU DEATH MATCH. Theme: Pluto.

a sudden realization

whateversexual_llama — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:46:53 +0300

So I'm walking down the street and I pass a parked car.
It has one of those bumper stickers...
"1:20:09"
Y'know, like, Bush's last day?

And I stopped and looked at it for just a couple moments
As it slowly dawned on me:

That date has passed!

Yeah, sometimes it takes a while for me to realize something that's been all over the national news.

But it was COOL.

two facts

whateversexual_llama — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:26:25 +0300

1. It is virtually impossible to find a daily planner in the state of Delaware after New Year's.

2. If you walk somewhere, you will have to walk home.

snow on the road to laramie

whateversexual_llama — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:47:57 +0300

She asked me "Are we okay?"
I said "I don't know."

She asked me "Are you okay?"
I said "I don't think so."

There was a pause.
And then I said "I don't think I'm okay enough for us to be okay."

i know who you are

whateversexual_llama — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 04:15:31 +0300

...and I know you're watching...

((fellow oasisians... just roll with it.))

better off for all that we let in

whateversexual_llama — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:22:39 +0300

I am SUCH an idiot. Let's review how much of an idiot I am.

I fell in love. I broke up with her. Time passed.

I got a new girlfriend. Things were peachy.

I re-fell in love with the first girl.

I broke up with girl two.

Girl one was a bitch to me.

Because I missed being in a relationship, I got back with girl two.

Eventually, anger at girl one faded and now I miss her.

Hey.

whateversexual_llama — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:15:57 +0300

Just some warning. I'm probably changing my username to
Pickles and Stars.

So ya'll know.