CONTEMPLATIONS ON THE ANNUNAKI

Morgan — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:27:20 +0300

OK! Here you have a class of being who seem to be able to access more than one Plane of existence, and are not bound by the Chains of the Physical. They have access to knowledge us mere lowly mortal flotsam can only dream of.

My question is, why in the name of every deity in the pantheon (A.k.a. fellow Annunaki members who have been deified by said mortal flotsam?) would they WANT to have anything to do with us? I mean, why in the Hell would I want to fraternise with bleedin' pond scum?

If I were of their class, I'm not sure I would want anything to do with the likes of what I am.

FOR AHAU KANKIN NUTS (LAST DAY OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR)

Morgan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:07:28 +0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYAMPA6AgZ4

Nice video, nice theory. But a theory is all it is. There is also another theory that our calendar is so messed up that the 'real' ahau kankin is October 28, 2011.

We'll see. At least some of us, anyway.

A GOOD QUESTION TO ASK ON A FIRST DATE!

Morgan — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:38:26 +0400

Uh. . .do you like. . .um. . .have a gender?

YES, I REALLY DID THIS. FUN AT KRASKI'S

Morgan — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:13:45 +0400

My room mate bought some food suppliments, and I got us a couple of Reed's ginger beers of sorts. I told the little old Palestinian lady behind the counter I ws going to drink it there, so she could keep the bottle. I drank the whole thing in two draughts, and she commented I was fast. I said "Yeah. Do I burp in here, or outside?"

"Here."

So I get down on one knee, spread my arms like Gene Kelly about to sing or something, and really cut loose a doozy.

I'm glad it was good and loud. Otherwise I might have embarrassed myself.

AURORA PICS-29 OF 'EM. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS

Morgan — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:37:53 +0400

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/scienceandtechnologypict...

SADISM AT ITS BEST

Morgan — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:30:33 +0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPwJ5198iYU&feature=related

This has got to be the absolute WORST rendition of Popcorn, anywhere.

I warned you.

So you're gonna listen to it anyway.

OK!

S & M post.

LIFE IN DUBAI------THIS PLACE IS EVIL, MON

Morgan — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:39:59 +0400

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=144664

It's a long, compelling read. Real interesting. I couldn't stop after I got started. It's a slave state of illusion. It's gonna crash and burn like Vesuvius.

JUST ANOTHER DAY WITH THE SAUDS

Morgan — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:08:10 +0400

http://www.sauduction.com/welcome.html

Sordid, disgusting, fascinating, and addictive. Oh yeah. Kinda long, too. I have no clue why there is any tourism over there. Sheesh! I also wouldn't want to be within 10 miles of any of the members of the so called 'royal family'.

ANCIENT CHINESE TORTURE TECHNIQUES

Morgan — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:31:33 +0400

http://raoulschinasaloon.com/index.php?action=printpage;topic=2613.0

If you're sensitive, read this on an empty stomach; and have a puke bucket at your side.

Why did I put this up here? I'd call it more trivia to recall at your next Thanksgiving dinner with relatives you hate.

Enjoy.

(Lingchi----learned a new word today. Oh yeah! And scaphism. Yucky-poo!)

Oh, aren't we glad I'm on the forum to enlighten you all on what you never wanted to know in the first place?

JONATHAN SWIFT, EAT YOUR HEART OUT (Re: A MODEST PROPOSAL)

Morgan — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:47:37 +0300

CANNIBALISM

Hot topic. In contemplating this subject, I am prone to wonder if peoples' alleged aversion to cannibalism is instinctive, or learned. I dunno, 'cause to me it don't matter one way or another. In fact, after the twits living across from us kept me awake 'til how long; I figured it was better them on my plate, than them with their brood of screechlings disturbing my peace until the wee hours.

AWESOME VISUAL OF MURAL ANIMATION

Morgan — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:44:26 +0300

http://www.soulpancake.com/view_post/210246/just-remember-this-word-muto...

YEARNINGS

Morgan — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:30:31 +0300

"You are perfect, but I am like waste."

'We know what you would be, if it could be done.'

"Cold, warm, trinity, water."

'Logistical problems. It can be, but not as you prefer.'

"Slant, plant oils, jet streams, carbon filter. Would you be OK?"

'In ideal circumstances, yes.'

"Stagnant. Will it be?"

'We can try. . .later. Three as one. Frozen. Until the end. I think we will be beyond silence.'

"Good."

DEEK JACKSON DOES DEATH

Morgan — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 22:41:34 +0300

http://www.pyrabang.com/view.php?ref=fknnewz&post_id=11279&visitor=true

This video was a gut buster.

JIM DURANTE'S NOSE

Morgan — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 01:39:44 +0300

Her nostrils have free will,
Snorfling a rose.
Her nares are never still.
She's got Jim Durante's nose.
She'll turn her nostrils on you.
You won't have time to close
The door. A woe to rue.
She got Jim Durante's nose,

And she'll snot you.
She'll allot you
Enough to really repulse you.
She's antisocial, and aware
What harm can do a loaded nare.
She is standing in a combat pose.

THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

Morgan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:47:58 +0300

Sonny, come heah and sits in ma lap. I gots a little sumthin' to tell ya.

Ya know, I've been underemployed fer the last three yea-ahs, and I ain't been able to buy yous all no Christmas toys. In facts, we ain't even had us a Christmas dinner, but this yea-ah it's gonna be differnt. You is gonna gets a present this Christmas, and we's all gonna git us a Christmas dinner.