SOMEBODY ON ANOTHER FORUM ASKED

Morgan — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:46:17 +0400

If it's 'Tourist Season', why can't we shoot them?

SOMETHING TO SAY AFTER CHURCH LECTURE

Morgan — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:01:07 +0400

Turn the other cheek, huh? Ya want me to moon ya?

STORM CHASERS

Morgan — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:03:24 +0400

I, Trey Packard III; was a fool. I admit it, but at least I had fun; though my family wanted to kill me half the time.

No, not really, but I was pretty good at wasting their money; not that they didn't have the money to waste.

IF I WERE A GATE KEEPER (MOSTLY FOR MY SHORT STORY READERS)

Morgan — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:52:02 +0400

(Especially the last one. Ya know! 'The Haunting'?)

Ahhhhhhhh! If I came 'cross a decapitation. On the 'Otherside', I'd arrange for the consciousness to be trapped in the ephemeral version of 'is head for a while. I'd stand over it and say, "Man, I've seen people lose there heads over things, but never to this extreme!"

I'd pick it up so gently, then transfer it to left hand. "Alas, poor Yoric. He was a man of infinite jest of most excellent fancy."

Then I'd tickle 'im under the nose. "Awwwww! What a cute nose! Cutchie-cutchie-cooooooooooooooo!"

THE HAUNTING

Morgan — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:14:59 +0400

Me, Stefan, Thanatos, Macha and Kevalyn were sitting in the whirlpool of the Akashic Castle. Stefan stretched. "Hmmmmmmmmmmm."

"Yes?" I asked.

"Anybody want to have some fun?" asked Stefan.

"Yes, but I'm not sure your idea of fun is our idea of fun," said Thanatos.

Stefan closed his eyes, and smiled. "I thought it would be a trip to intercept one of those cases where. . .ya know. . .a person would tie a rope around their neck, tie the other end to a tree, and take off in a car to decapitate themselves?"

"No!" I said.

ON LUTEFISK AND WISCONSIN---HILARIOUS

Morgan — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:43:01 +0400

http://netnet.net/~pineaire/Lutefisk.html

Yeah, some things are repeated, but oh well.

MAN, AND I THOUGHT LUTFISK WAS BAD

Morgan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:08:45 +0400

Last time I had that, I was a landmine detector, I mean small child in Germany. This really takes the cake, though:

http://oddee.com/item_96711.aspx

Ye gods, the things people will eat.

Check out the other links on the page. Awesome stuff.

THE LAST BREAK WITH REALITY

Morgan — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:35:19 +0400

Donn, Thanatos, Stefan, and Percy were in the Elysian Fields. Thanatos was lying back in the grass with Percy resting his feline head on him at a slight angle, so Percy wouldn't injure his 'pillow' with his sabre fangs. Thanatos had his eyes closed, and was taking in what was happening in the world of yore.

"Wow! There's a real cool case, and it's a straight male. I wouldn't have to dress like a bimbo for this one." said Thanatos.

"You don't always have to dress like a bimbo for straight chicks," said Stefan.

WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE NUKED?

Morgan — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:55:37 +0400

http://www.atomicarchive.com/Effects/effects1.shtml

24 short pages of info. Target sites on page 20. Pretty neat. The only place I'd wanna be is ground zero.

Where is the doomsday clock right now? Pardon me while I go and check it.

They say it's 5 minutes to midnight.

http://www.thebulletin.org/content/doomsday-clock/timeline

But hey! in 1953, it was 2 minutes to midnight.

It is where it is, but where SHOULD it be?

Have fun sleepin' tonight, guys! (Muahahahahaha!)

SPACE EYE VIEWS OF AURORAS

Morgan — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:41:32 +0400

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/5577855/The-Auror...

Awesome pics. I wondered what this would look like after I wrote my story about the aurora photographer.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

SOMETHING ELSE NOT TO SAY AT A COMPANY MEETING

Morgan — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:28:49 +0400

Ya know at the end when the CEO asks if you gots any questions? I found it is not advisable to raise your hand and ask, "Anybody wanna see my hemorrhoids?"

Sorry. Slow night.

Then there's the threat of stranglin' somebody with your armpit hairs. . .

OK, I think I better go to bed now before I think up somethin' else along these lines.

Bye.

COMPROMISE? YEAH, I DID THAT ONCE. OOPS!

Morgan — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:27:58 +0400

FLASHBACK

YES, I HAVE ISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morgan — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:06:34 +0400

OK! When I do something I don't like doing, I call it work. Preferably, I'd like to be compensated when I 'work'. Now, there is something I absolutely must do that I really can't stand doing, but I have never been compensated for it in my entire life. This is emptying the bladder and intenstines. I'm sick of it!

If I don't get paid for it the next time I do it, I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILD CAR CHASE VIDEO

Morgan — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 01:11:53 +0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZPoo9NGtvY&feature=related

Man, this chick is crazier than any of us. I'm not going to ask what drives people to such insanity.

Kinda funny, though. Still, I gotta admit I wasn't on that road when this happened.

FOR AHAU KANKIN NUTS (LAST DAY OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR)

Morgan — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:07:28 +0400

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYAMPA6AgZ4

Nice video, nice theory. But a theory is all it is. There is also another theory that our calendar is so messed up that the 'real' ahau kankin is October 28, 2011.

We'll see. At least some of us, anyway.