JIM DURANTE'S NOSE

Morgan — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:39:44 -0500

Her nostrils have free will,
Snorfling a rose.
Her nares are never still.
She's got Jim Durante's nose.
She'll turn her nostrils on you.
You won't have time to close
The door. A woe to rue.
She got Jim Durante's nose,

And she'll snot you.
She'll allot you
Enough to really repulse you.
She's antisocial, and aware
What harm can do a loaded nare.
She is standing in a combat pose.

I HAVE A DREAM

Morgan — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:12:26 -0500

A vision of infinite awesomeness that is beyond reality. Imagine this! Queensryche finds all my lyrics!

NOSE WARS

Morgan — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:02:30 -0500

This is a remake of White Room, by Cream.

Nose Wars (Uh, I'd call myself Coffee or Milk, or something. . .if. . . )

In the nose wars, tongues get snotted; noses get licked.
It gets ugly, but it happens; no denying.
It's disgusting, never ending; it's a lost hope.
I have found it. Sanctuary, from the nose wars.

I'll wait in this place, in the Kingdom of Peace;

I AM NO QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.

Morgan — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 02:53:34 -0500

I wasn't born here, and I admit it. But if I was, would promising a nosehair coat for every closet and a box of tofu for every 'fridge get me elected? After all, it worked for Hoover.

THE HOLE IN THE HILL

Morgan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:09:01 -0500

My time was running out. I knew it. I was 62, tired, on the verge of being unemployed, and not willing to rebuild myself in another company for the tenth time. I was sick of starting at the bottom, working my way up to a higher salary, and having to wait countless years for a decent vacation accruel. If I could even find another job in this depressed economy.

WHAT CHRISTMAS REALLY IS

Morgan — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:22:17 -0500

A date that was hijacked by Julius I, to suit a compromise of Catholicism and Paganism.

http://www.geocities.com/inquisitive79/godmen.html

In other words, happy birthday Krishna (born before Yeshua), Mithra, Horus, Dionysus, Attis, Zoroaster, and who knows who else that is not mentioned on this website.

TSUNAMI

Morgan — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:14:43 -0500

I've been trapped here for five days, now. All edible food was history, I'd finished off all the bottled water I could find, and nothing of the sorts of plumbing and electricity has worked since the waves hit.

LIFE IN THE BAY AREA

Morgan — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:54:16 -0500

Seems like our previously variously incarcerated neighbours are getting brave, and we lucked out in our stupidity. We were both out cold, and those mutha fuckas actually came over onto our connected balcony and opened the door wider to get a glimps of our currently disasterous kitchen. (If you think I'm gonna clean house working 3 consecutive weeks in a row, I got a nosehair coat to sell ya.)

THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER

Morgan — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:47:58 -0500

Sonny, come heah and sits in ma lap. I gots a little sumthin' to tell ya.

Ya know, I've been underemployed fer the last three yea-ahs, and I ain't been able to buy yous all no Christmas toys. In facts, we ain't even had us a Christmas dinner, but this yea-ah it's gonna be differnt. You is gonna gets a present this Christmas, and we's all gonna git us a Christmas dinner.

ROLLER COASTERS START AND END AT GROUND ZERO

Morgan — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:04:35 -0500

My name is Aurora Middleton. Economically, I've been all over the place. I've had many ups and downs. My life really was a roller coaster.

A NOTE ON THANKSGIVING

Morgan — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:50:09 -0500

How can we celebrate Thanksgiving, knowing what we know about the bloody history of the U.S.?

http://rwor.org/a/firstvol/883/thank.htm

I haven't been able to for over half my life. The concept repulses me.

FIREBALL

Morgan — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 05:43:05 -0500

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=136727

Check out the video on the bottom. Imagine if you actually saw this in real life. Awesome, no?

GHETTO TRASH--A VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE

Morgan — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:12:57 -0500

I'm 19. I'm male, black, about five foot six, and a hundred forty pounds. I'm dying in the stereotypical fashion of a ghetto loser. In fact, my life was so stereotypical; it's hard to believe I'm not Hollywood.

HOME BY WAY OF THE ABYSS

Morgan — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:19:16 -0500

Man, I don't know what the hell I'm doing. I just finished the Castaneda series, and I've been working on Magical Passes for several months. It wasn't doing me much good. I had better luck with other mystical teachings, but there were some things that crossed over in the lessons. Turn off the internal dialogue, quiet the mind, and all that.

THE HAZARDS OF BEIN' MALE

Morgan — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 13:19:48 -0500

http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=136126

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, THOUGH MORESO FOR CHICKS

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COUNTERPOINT, JUST AS FUNNY:

http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.net/cgi-bin/members/forum.cgi?read=21791...