Geico Parody

PokemonGeek — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:56:17 +0400

I came up with a great parody of those "saving money by switching to Geico" commercials. Here it is:

(Open up to a fancy resturant with candles light on the tables. A man and a woman are sitting at a table.
Woman: I can't believe you did this for our one year anniversary!
Man (Grabbing Woman's hand): I have something important to say to you.
Woman (Anxiously): Yes?

Would you "lick Mr. [Seth] Green like a lolipop?"

PokemonGeek — Sun, 18 May 2008 00:57:51 +0400

* Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n* If I was drunk....\n* If by Seth Green you mean imagine [Insert favorite male celebrity name]\n* Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n* Who's Seth Green?\n

Song with lyrics I changed for Heath on his birthday....

PokemonGeek — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:42:18 +0400

I know it's late but I want to post it anyway....

Sukiyaki (Japanese Love Song) A Taste of Honey Version
Verse 1
It's all because death took you
That I'm feeling sad and blue.
You went away
Now my life is just a rainy day.
I loved you so
How much you'll never know.
You went away and left me feeling empty.

Verse 2
Untouchable memories
Seem to keep haunting me
Of a love for you

Another tribute to Heath Ledger

PokemonGeek — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 04:27:32 +0300

I wrote some more words to songs that express my love for Heath. Here they are:

Candle in the Wind
Verse 1
Good bye Heath Ledger
Even though I never knew you at all
You touched many hearts including my own.
You had so much talent
And the courage to kiss another man
Which many others would never do
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind

Tribute to Heath Ledger

PokemonGeek — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:33:29 +0300

Here are some songs that I had rewritten the words to to explain and share with everyone about my love for Heath Ledger. If you don't know the song I based a song on, look it up on line to hear the song. Here they are:

The First Time Ever I Saw Heath's Face
(To the tune of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack)
Verse 1:
The first time ever I saw Heath's face,

Barbies Mattel would NEVER make...

PokemonGeek — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:03:32 +0400

I came up with a list of some pretty ideas for Barbies that they would never make. I list some of them now and their description. Here we go!

I was a self-mutilator

PokemonGeek — Sun, 27 May 2007 02:50:04 +0400

I haven't been on this site for a while now but I wanted to do a blog as a form of letting people be aware that guys can also be self-mutilators too. The media I think make it seem more like a problem that only women get like Anorexia nervosa. I was pulling out hair out from my legs and really never considered it as serious. My guardian was the only person asking me questions about my legs.

4 more days until I turn 21!!!!

PokemonGeek — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:15:54 +0400

It will be quite different for me. But I know it would really be hard for me to become a full-fledged alcoholic considering that my medications won't react too well with alcohol. So unless I want to pass out and go to the emergancy room to get my stomach pumped, I won't really be drinking a whole lot.

How the meeting was....

PokemonGeek — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 18:53:47 +0400

It went pretty well. I was in the "First Time" group and it was small. It had two leaders and three other people besides me in it. Two were a mother and daughter that came for support. I did meet other people though and am looking forward to going to the next meeting!

Sunday is the first meeting for me in a GLBT group!!!!

PokemonGeek — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:11:45 +0400

I'm looking forward to meeting new people and making new friends like me!!!! I think this will help me a lot!!!!

Argumentation Paper for Class

PokemonGeek — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:55:04 +0400

I had to write an argumenative paper for my college writing class and I just wanted to share it with everyone. Here it is! Tell me what you think.

“Why We Should Allow Gay and Lesbian Couples Adopt Children

Found a PFLAG group in my area!!!!

PokemonGeek — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 17:25:06 +0300

I finally found a support group near where I live! It is about an hour away from my house but is worth it if it means that I can make new friends and become comfortable around other gay people!!!!

Akward....

PokemonGeek — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 20:23:15 +0300

My college has a booth set up for prevention of STDs. It is quite akward for me because they have a sign on a container full of condoms instructing us to take one or two. I am STILL a virgin and only took the free candy that they had and enetered the raffle drawing to get a DVD.

Ho hum....

PokemonGeek — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:15:18 +0300

Yet another boring day for me. I STILL haven't met anyone yet. I'm actually begining to wonder if I'll become like Andy from "40 Year Old Virgin." I know it sounds ridiculous but I honestly DO wonder about it!

Parody of Those Visa Checkcard and Annoying Verizon "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy Commercials

PokemonGeek — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 18:20:50 +0300

I came up with this one to get rid of that annoying guy from the Verizon commercials. Here it is!

(Verizon Guy Talking on Phone and Walking Around While Narrator Speaks)
Narrator:
Price of Verizon Cell Phone: $99+ Tax and Service Charge
Price of Making This Commercial: $2000
Price to Air it During the Super Bowl: $200,000,000
(As a UFO Appears over the Guy's Head)
Price of Seeing That Annoying "Can You Hear Me Now" Verizon Guy Being Blown Up By Aliens...