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 <title>I HAVE A DTAE!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I FINALLY got a date tomorrow at five! We&#039;re going to dinner and a movie and that&#039;s it. i&#039;m going to meet him in public!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:30:59 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>What&#039;s the point of all of this?</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&#039;m basically going to the dentist which is actually against my beliefs and my will. I&#039;m only going because my sister is making me. I think flossing and brushing of the teeth is HIGHLY unnatural. And don&#039;t give me the &quot;it promotes long life&quot; BS either. John Adams lived to be 90 during a time where people usually died at age 50 and THEY didn&#039;t floss or brush their teeth. And have you EVER seen a gorrilla brush its teeth before? Of course not because it just isn&#039;t natural!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:40:07 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>I Think I&#039;m Gonna Die Alone...</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s been a long time since I was last here. New Year&#039;s Day kind of made me realize that I&#039;m probably will NEVER meet anyone and will die alone. I&#039;m serious. Everytime I meet a guy, he&#039;s either straight, taken, or both and those that are single talk to me for about two weeks and the suddenly stop corresponding with me without even telling me why! I just can&#039;t meet anyone that I am get so desperate that I&#039;ll take just about ANY guy willing to talk to me. I just feel so pathetic. I haven&#039;t even gone on a date in my entire LIFE! Maybe I&#039;m just unwantable....&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:18:21 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Disturbing thoughts....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lately I&#039;ve been thinking of drugging my friend so I can &quot;play&quot; with him all I want. I am starting to plan on slipping a sedative in his energy drink without him realizing it. Alcohol won&#039;t work since he&#039;s only 19 and has a high tolerance to the stuff. In these thoughts I see myself ripping off his clothes and then having some fun. It&#039;s twisted I know but I can&#039;t seem to control the urge to have my way with him any longer! Advice would be nice!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:23:37 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>I have a friend....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a friend I met earlier his year and he knows I&#039;m gay. The thing is I think he&#039;s adorable and want to do things to him but he&#039;s completely straight! Unless he had no choice and it was with either Johnny Depp as Sweeny Todd or Elijah Wood. I think about this a lot! And also is it a fetish if I like touching his ear only because I like seeing his reaction and nothing else?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:44:24 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>I have an eBay problem....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I &lt;i&gt;KEEP&lt;/i&gt; on clicking the Buy It Now button on everything I like and can&#039;t seem to stop. Please help me! I&#039;m on a budget and this isn&#039;t good considering I&#039;ve clicked on it to pay for 6 things plus three auctions ending soon! I tried buying &lt;i&gt;one&lt;/i&gt; item once and month and keep getting carried away!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 17:18:18 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Anyone remember me?</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;A lot has happened since I last came here. I moved into my own apartment and met several guys. There is one I met I think will turn into a serious relationship but he hasn&#039;t called me back for a month since he was in the hospital. I hope he calls me soon!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 04:08:20 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Geico Parody</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I came up with a great parody of those &quot;saving money by switching to Geico&quot; commercials. Here it is:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Open up to a fancy resturant with candles light on the tables. A man and a woman are sitting at a table.&lt;br /&gt;
Woman: I can&#039;t believe you did this for our one year anniversary!&lt;br /&gt;
Man (Grabbing Woman&#039;s hand): I have something important to say to you.&lt;br /&gt;
Woman (Anxiously): Yes?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/06/geico-parody&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/parody">Parody</category>
 <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 03:56:17 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Would you &quot;lick Mr. [Seth] Green like a lolipop?&quot;</title>
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 <description>* Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n* If I was drunk....\n* If by Seth Green you mean imagine [Insert favorite male celebrity name]\n* Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n* Who&#039;s Seth Green?\n</description>
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/poll-for-the-guys">Poll for the guys!</category>
 <pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 00:57:51 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Song with lyrics I changed for Heath on his birthday....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I know it&#039;s late but I want to post it anyway....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sukiyaki (Japanese Love Song) A Taste of Honey Version&lt;br /&gt;
Verse 1&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s all because death took you&lt;br /&gt;
That I&#039;m feeling sad and blue.&lt;br /&gt;
You went away&lt;br /&gt;
Now my life is just a rainy day.&lt;br /&gt;
I loved you so&lt;br /&gt;
How much you&#039;ll never know.&lt;br /&gt;
You went away and left me feeling empty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Verse 2&lt;br /&gt;
Untouchable memories&lt;br /&gt;
Seem to keep haunting me&lt;br /&gt;
Of a love for you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/04/song-with-lyrics-i-changed-for-heath-on-his-birthday&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/heath-ledger">Heath Ledger</category>
 <pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:42:18 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Another tribute to Heath Ledger</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wrote some more words to songs that express my love for Heath. Here they are:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Candle in the Wind&lt;br /&gt;
Verse 1&lt;br /&gt;
Good bye Heath Ledger&lt;br /&gt;
Even though I never knew you at all&lt;br /&gt;
You touched many hearts including my own.&lt;br /&gt;
You had so much talent&lt;br /&gt;
And the courage to kiss another man&lt;br /&gt;
Which many others would never do&lt;br /&gt;
And it seems to me you lived your life&lt;br /&gt;
Like a candle in the wind&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/02/another-tribute-to-heath-ledger&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 04:27:32 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Tribute to Heath Ledger</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here are some songs that I had rewritten the words to to explain and share with everyone about my love for Heath Ledger. If you don&#039;t know the song I based a song on, look it up on line to hear the song. Here they are:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The First Time Ever I Saw Heath&#039;s Face&lt;br /&gt;
(To the tune of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack)&lt;br /&gt;
Verse 1:&lt;br /&gt;
The first time ever I saw Heath&#039;s face,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/01/tribute-to-heath-ledger&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/heath-ledger">Heath Ledger</category>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 19:33:29 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Barbies Mattel would NEVER make...</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I came up with a list of some pretty ideas for Barbies that they would never make. I list some of them now and their description. Here we go!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2007/06/barbies-mattel-would-never-make&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/rants">Rant</category>
 <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:03:32 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>I was a self-mutilator</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I haven&#039;t been on this site for a while now but I wanted to do a blog as a form of letting people be aware that guys can also be self-mutilators too. The media I think make it seem more like a problem that only women get like Anorexia nervosa. I was pulling out hair out from my legs and really never considered it as serious. My guardian was the only person asking me questions about my legs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2007/05/i-was-a-self-mutilator&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 02:50:04 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>4 more days until I turn 21!!!!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;It will be quite different for me. But I know it would really be hard for me to become a full-fledged alcoholic considering that my medications won&#039;t react too well with alcohol. So unless I want to pass out and go to the emergancy room to get my stomach pumped, I won&#039;t really be drinking a whole lot.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/rants">Rant</category>
 <pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:15:54 +0400</pubDate>
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