I came up with a great parody of those "saving money by switching to Geico" commercials. Here it is:

(Open up to a fancy resturant with candles light on the tables. A man and a woman are sitting at a table.
Woman: I can't believe you did this for our one year anniversary!
Man (Grabbing Woman's hand): I have something important to say to you.
Woman (Anxiously): Yes?
Man (Gets on one knee): I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.
(Woman looks furiously at Man, violently jerks her hand away from him, and smashes the table on his head. She then storms off in a rage stomping on top of the guy's unconscious body in high heels.)
Woman (Screaming): I HOPE YOU AND YOUR GEICO POLICY WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER!
(Gecko walks in, smiles and waves at woman. The woman then crushes the lizard and leaves the resturant.)

I know it's late but I want to post it anyway....

Sukiyaki (Japanese Love Song) A Taste of Honey Version
Verse 1
It's all because death took you
That I'm feeling sad and blue.
You went away
Now my life is just a rainy day.
I loved you so
How much you'll never know.
You went away and left me feeling empty.

Verse 2
Untouchable memories
Seem to keep haunting me
Of a love for you
That once turned all my gray skies blue.
But you disappeared
Now my eyes are filled with tears.
And I'm wishing you were still alive.

Bridge
Soaked with love my thoughts of you.
Since you've been gone I don't know what to do.

Verse 3
If only you were here
You'd take away these tears.
The sun would shine
Once again you'd be fine oh fine.
But in reality
No more movies with Heath
Cause death took you away from me.
If only you were here
You'd take away these tears.
The sun would shine
Once again you'd be fine oh fine.
But in reality
No more movies with Heath
Cause death took you away from me.
Because death took you away from me.

Spoken
Happy birthday Heath.

I wrote some more words to songs that express my love for Heath. Here they are:

Candle in the Wind
Verse 1
Good bye Heath Ledger
Even though I never knew you at all
You touched many hearts including my own.
You had so much talent
And the courage to kiss another man
Which many others would never do
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
You were all alone when the rain set in.
And I would have like to known you but I never had the chance.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legacy ever will.

Verse 2
Acting was hard on you
So much so that you lost sleep.
Your break-up with Michelle Williams had its toll.
The day you died, the press hounded you
The first thing they said was "Heath found in the nude."
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
You were all alone when the rain set in.
And I would have like to known you but I never had the chance.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legacy ever will.

Verse 3
Good bye Heath Ledger
From the young man in the twenty-third row.
You were a superstar
A true one of a kind.
I loved you Heath
And I always will.
I just wish that you didn't have to go
And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
You were all alone when the rain set in.
And I would have like to known you but I never had the chance.
Your candle burned out long before
Your legacy ever will.

Take A Bow
Verse 1
Take a bow
The night is over
This masquerade is getting older.
Lights are low, the curtains down
There's no one her
(There's no one here, there's no one in the crowd)
Say your lines
In your movies
Heath Ledger, my favorite movie star
(My favorite star)
You were so gifted
You're one lonely star
(You're one lonely star, you knew who you were)
I've always been in love with you
(Always with you)
And you'll never know it's true
(You don't know it's true)
But then you had to die why oh why?
The show is over say good bye.
Say good bye
Say good bye

Verse 2
Make them laugh, it comes so easy
When you get to the part where you're taking my heart.
Flash that great smile
All the world loves a clown.
(Make them laugh, the whole world loves a clown)
Wish you well
But you couldn't stay
You deserve an award for the roles that you played
(That you played)
No more masquerade
You're one lonely star
(You're one lonely star, you knew who you were)
I've always been in love with you
(Always with you)
And you'll never know it's true
(You don't know it's true)
But then you had to die why oh why?
The show is over say good bye.
Say good bye
Say good bye

Bridge
All the world is a stage
(Is a stage)
And everyone has a part
(Has a part)
But how was I to know which way the story'd go?
How was I to know your death would break
(Would break, would break)
Break my heart?
I've always been in love with you
(Always with you)
And you'll never know it's true
(You don't know it's true)
But then you had to die why oh why?
The show is over say good bye.
Say good bye
Say good bye

You'd Only Just Begun (To the tune of We've Only Just Begun)
Verse 1
You only just begun to live
Full of pure talent
An Oscar nod and you were on your way
You'd only just begun

Verse 2
The birth of Matilda made you smile
So much love and joy
It's so sad she'll never know her dad
You'd only just begun

Bridge
Exploring horizions new to you
Learning how to play the roles along the way
You had so many roles ahead of you
You truly lived life from day to day
Day to day

Verse 3
And beneath the rising sun you left
A life tragically cut short
Many fans cried that day.
And yet you'd only just begun

Here are some songs that I had rewritten the words to to explain and share with everyone about my love for Heath Ledger. If you don't know the song I based a song on, look it up on line to hear the song. Here they are:

The First Time Ever I Saw Heath's Face
(To the tune of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack)
Verse 1:
The first time ever I saw Heath's face,
I thought the sun rose in his eyes
And the moon and the stars were the gifts he gave to the dark
And the endless skies, my Heath
To the dark and the endless skies.

Verse 2:
And the first time ever I heard Heath's voice,
I felt my breath taken away from me
And I felt my heart trembling in my chest.
That is when I fell in love with Heath.
That is when I fell in love.

Verse 3:
The first time evre I saw Brokeback Mountain,
When Heath kissed Jake with such passion,
I wanted it to be me that Heath had just kissed
And for him to hold me forever more, my Heath.
And for him to hold forever more.

I've Never Been in Love
(To the tune I've Never Been to Me by Charlene)
Verse 1:
"Hey cowboy, you cowboy, cursing at your life.
You've got a secret lover and you haven't told your wife."
That is what I thought when I saw Brokeback Mountain
And I wished it was Heath Ledger's heart I'd just won.

Chorus 1:
I've been to Georgia
And California
And soon Taiwan.
I wanted to take Heath's Ledger's hand
And make love with him in the sun.
I've been unhappy for most of my life
And Heath took away some of that pain from me.
I've been to crying myself to sleep
And I've never been in love.

Verse 2:
I loved Heath Ledger with all of my heart.
I would dream we had fallen in love and never ever part.
Heath was one of the first men that I had ever truly loved.
And the sound of his voice to me was like the coo of a dove.

Chorus 2:
Heath Ledger was the type of man
I have always wanted to love me and hold my hand.
I broke down and cried when I heard the news that he had died.
I just wanted a man just like Heath to love as I am.
Heath stole my heart since I've never been in love.

Spoken:
Hey Heath, I just wanted to tell you that I loved you very much.
You touched my soul when you were in Brokeback Mountain.
You were the type of man I want to fall in love with me.

Chorus 3:
There wil never be another star like my Heath.
It felt so hard whe he had died that my sorrow couldn't be beat.
I've spent most of my life exploring what it was like to be loved.
Heath gave me some comfort in my life
When I've never been in love.

Nothing Compares to Heath
(To the tune Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor)
Verse 1:
It's been 7 hours and 15 days
Since you went away.
I loved you Heath and now I'm so sad
Since I had heard the news you had died.
Since that day I've mourning so deeply
And I probably will for the rest of my days.
I know that some day I will fall in love
But nothing, I said nothing can take away these blues,
'Cause nothing compares,
Nothing compares to Heath.

Verse 2:
When you died Heath you took with you a piece of my heart.
How I dreamed that we had fallen madly in love.
I just can't believe that you're really gone.
Tell me Heath, why did you have to die?
I feel so cold and empty inside now
Ever since you had died on that Tuesday afternoon.
Nothing compares, nothing compares to Heath.

Verse 3:
I loved you so much in Brokeback Mountain, Heath
So much so that I imagined it was me you were holding and kissing.
You helped me deal with some the pain I've had for a long time.
And you're gone and what can I do?
"cause nothing compares, nothing compares to Heath.
And no one or anything ever will be able to be compared to you, Heath.

Heath's Song
(To the tune of Your Song by Elton John)
Verse 1:
It's a bit funny how I felt about Heath Ledger
Even though we had never really met at all.
But I loved him so much and I wanted him to love me too.
Heath was the type of man I wanted to love me.

Verse 2:
The feelings I had for Heath Ledger were quite strong.
When he died it felt like how it must of was when Elvis had died.
He helped me see what it was like to fall in love
And I'll never be able to forget about him.

Verse 3:
And you can tell everybody this is Heath's song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life was while Heath was in the world

Verse 4:
You were such a great actor Heath, a one of a kind.
So much so that I felt that you should have won
The Oscar in the Best Actor category
For pretending to be gay when you really weren't.

Verse 5:
I loved everything about Heath Ledger
From his beautiful brown eyes to that great smile of his.
I had often imagined meeting and the two of us falling in love
And being together for many years to come.

Verse 6:
And you can tell everybody this is Heath's song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life was while Heath was in the world

I came up with a list of some pretty ideas for Barbies that they would never make. I list some of them now and their description. Here we go!

Monica Lewinski Barbie and Bill Clinton Ken: "Bill Clinton Ken comes with Presidential desk (what better way to hide Monica?), Presidential telephone, and Presidential papers of bills to veto or pass. He also says over 50 phrases like, "I did not have sex with that woman." Monica Lewinski Barbie comes with real sucking action and a little blue dress with a "Mystery Stain." Batteries not included!"

Crazy Cat Lady Barbie: "Crazy Cat Lady Barbie comes with all 10,000 cats inside the trademark box with Barbie's hand pressed against the plastic to prove that she's in there! Cat food and litter boxes sold separately."

Nuclear Plant Employee Barbie: "Comes with REAL glow in the dark raditation and balding action! Push the button and watch her beautiful hair fall out! (In extremely tiny and fine print) *Mattel is not responsible for any cancer or other health related tragedy due to this product. So HA! You can't sue us!"

I haven't been on this site for a while now but I wanted to do a blog as a form of letting people be aware that guys can also be self-mutilators too. The media I think make it seem more like a problem that only women get like Anorexia nervosa. I was pulling out hair out from my legs and really never considered it as serious. My guardian was the only person asking me questions about my legs. She thought it was a strange rash that wouldn't go away and I thought that since she thought that way, why tell her the truth? As I said, I thought it was harmless and for cosmetic reasons. I was using a pair of tweezers to pull out hair and if I couldn't get the whole folicle, I dug deep to get it and bled often. I really wasn't ashamed or afraid like some do but rather no one else ever asked me what I was doing to my legs. I did this for about a year and a half and only admitted it in late January when I had had a mental health crisis. Shortly after that, my guardian took away my tweezers and I haven't been able to hurt myself that way. Using my fingers to pull out hair isn't good enough for me since I always want the whole thing out. I would zone out completely and did it while I thought I was bored but really trying to push what was bothing me to the very far back part of my mind. I also did it while alone next to my bed and if someone came into my room, I just threw the tweezers under my bed. I will continue to write about my progress as often as I can.

It will be quite different for me. But I know it would really be hard for me to become a full-fledged alcoholic considering that my medications won't react too well with alcohol. So unless I want to pass out and go to the emergancy room to get my stomach pumped, I won't really be drinking a whole lot.

It went pretty well. I was in the "First Time" group and it was small. It had two leaders and three other people besides me in it. Two were a mother and daughter that came for support. I did meet other people though and am looking forward to going to the next meeting!

I'm looking forward to meeting new people and making new friends like me!!!! I think this will help me a lot!!!!

I had to write an argumenative paper for my college writing class and I just wanted to share it with everyone. Here it is! Tell me what you think.

“Why We Should Allow Gay and Lesbian Couples Adopt Children

I finally found a support group near where I live! It is about an hour away from my house but is worth it if it means that I can make new friends and become comfortable around other gay people!!!!

My college has a booth set up for prevention of STDs. It is quite akward for me because they have a sign on a container full of condoms instructing us to take one or two. I am STILL a virgin and only took the free candy that they had and enetered the raffle drawing to get a DVD.

Yet another boring day for me. I STILL haven't met anyone yet. I'm actually begining to wonder if I'll become like Andy from "40 Year Old Virgin." I know it sounds ridiculous but I honestly DO wonder about it!

I came up with this one to get rid of that annoying guy from the Verizon commercials. Here it is!

(Verizon Guy Talking on Phone and Walking Around While Narrator Speaks)
Narrator:
Price of Verizon Cell Phone: $99+ Tax and Service Charge
Price of Making This Commercial: $2000
Price to Air it During the Super Bowl: $200,000,000
(As a UFO Appears over the Guy's Head)
Price of Seeing That Annoying "Can You Hear Me Now" Verizon Guy Being Blown Up By Aliens...
(UFO Sends Out a Huge Laser and Blows Him Up)
Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's the Visa Checkcard.