random guy: "ugh, I hate school work, it's gay and stupid!!!"

me: "your school work is attracted to other school work of the same gender?? amazing! i didn't even know that was possible"

guy: lol

me: "i'd have to agree with you on the stupidity of it, but my homework has never expressed a sexual preference"

oh, how I love the ignorance...

Just got back from a midnight rocky horror picture show. it was awesome, i fluffed my hair, i think there's still some confetti and rice in there that i can't get out. the girl that played riff raff was really cute. it was my first midnight show
i didn't get marked as a virgin though (one who has never seen the show live) they mark a big red 'v' on your forehead. they asked if i'd seen the movie or the live show and i smoothly replied both.

So today, this girl who doesn't know I'm gay (no one does, but I have a feeling that some might have guessed it, this person definately has no clue)decided it would be fun to come over and sit on my lap. Thank goodness i'm not attracted to her, because not only did she just sit on my lap, she sat down facing me (straddled would be the word, i guess) and refused to get up. And today, I overheard her saying how gay people bother her, so I have to make a mental note not to come out to her.

ok, just had to share this... just as i'm looking around on my newfound
favorite website, my religious right friend asks if i've had any crushes
lately... oh, now that i've accepted that i'm gay for myself i'm feeling
so damn closeted. i told her no and she says that's no fun. indeed.
ok, any suggestions for starting to come out to close friends?? perhaps
not the one i've just referred to, but tonight i was so excited that i'd

well, i'm new here and just getting used to the idea that i'm a lesbian.
i had this whole journal thing written out before but i hit a button and
it all disapeared, so let's try this again. i haven't come out to anyone,
even though i know several people who would be totally cool without, who
are gay themselves, and would probably help me out... but still, i just
don't feel quite ready to share yet. not to mention i'm at a conservative