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 <title>Elephant</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;penis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is a juxtaposition&lt;br /&gt;
cold concrete, warm water&lt;br /&gt;
liquid FROTTAGE&lt;br /&gt;
yellow-blue-red&lt;br /&gt;
Y - B - R&lt;br /&gt;
YBR&lt;br /&gt;
|||&lt;br /&gt;
...&lt;br /&gt;
(too small to be displayed by pixels)&lt;br /&gt;
nothingness.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:41:50 +0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>&quot;A trace comes before the presence of a thing...&quot;</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shouldn&#039;t the absence of a love life mean there is a love life then? Thanks for nothing Derrida.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone wanna&#039; talk about life? I&#039;ll start.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2009/04/a-trace-comes-before-the-presence-of-a-thing&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:20:14 +0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Wow, Last Night...</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;So this year I&#039;m going to a new school... again. Hah. This one I&#039;m actually infatuated with. I love it. It&#039;s amazing. I&#039;ve met so many new people, and I met a guy... This sounds so cliche, but from the moment I saw him, I knew he was looking at me-- I was looking at him too. A few days passed, and all we did was sniff each other&#039;s butt and see what was up...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:23:21 +0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Flourescant Lights Shouldn&#039;t Attract Anything</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;So my parents announced to me a few days ago that they want me to get confirmed with the Catholic Church - &lt;i&gt;flash to the pope prodding gay people with a trident&lt;/i&gt; - yeah, no. Obviously, I&#039;m not too fond of getting confirmed into a church that doesn&#039;t support the option I reserve to spend the rest of my life with a man rather than a woman. Fuck bitches.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:47:50 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Stiletto Pumps in Da Club</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow, so I should definitely be doing homework and studying right about this time. Speaking of subjects this term... I love German. Second year of it, and I&#039;m still crazy about it. I even get to go on this trip to Bavaria during my third year, though I&#039;m not too crazy about that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2007/12/stiletto-pumps-in-da-club&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:24:37 +0300</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Quakers!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hm, so apparently we&#039;re studying the reformation in World History, and we got on the topic of the most liberal form of Prostantism-- err, the least ritualistic rather-- Quaker, Society of Friends, that stuff.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone know much about this?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2007/12/quakers&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:13:25 +0300</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Christmas Carol is Goddamn Heartwrenching</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wow, I can&#039;t believe how easily I can waste three months. Maybe I should be more careful with my time. Like the way I set up my schedule. &lt;i&gt;Hm, I should sign up for ceramics AND drawing!&lt;/i&gt;  I thought. See, I signed up for drawing and body conditioning originally because-- well -- I don&#039;t fucking know. Art is like my thing, so naturally I would sign up for at least one this year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2007/12/christmas-carol-is-goddamn-heartwrenching&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:23:29 +0300</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>When to Shut the Fuck Up</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;As of now, I can&#039;t be totally sure whether this applies to me or the loud, obnoxious lady that I had been talking to earlier today. Her name&#039;s Ms. Mandy of course. In any case, she happens to take her walks at about the exact time I take my dog out for his walk after I get home from another dreadful day of school, which by the way was especially so today.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:32:47 +0300</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Connections = Win</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&#039;m sure every once in a while you think about your future if you&#039;re still in school. I&#039;ve always had some idea that my life was steered more towards fine arts, but I was and still am afraid that I&#039;d never make it. Isn&#039;t there like some stupid &#039;crisis&#039; going on in the artistic realm about not having enough people buying art?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:27:58 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Calling All Oasisans!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who like to talk over webcams!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&#039;m hosting a room on Stickam if anyone wants to join me. Webcam is not necessary; you can just come to talk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, so how you do this...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go to: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.stickam.com/whosLive.do?listType=live&quot; title=&quot;http://www.stickam.com/whosLive.do?listType=live&quot;&gt;http://www.stickam.com/whosLive.do?listType=live&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:13:59 +0400</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Anneurisms, Neuro-disorders and Migraines</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;So... In the next few paragraphs, words or sentences, I&#039;m going to try to tel l you all how I feel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hopelessness&lt;br /&gt;
Helplessness&lt;br /&gt;
Sadness&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2007/06/anneurisms-neuro-disorders-and-migraines&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:35:14 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>hihi</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hi, Oasis. I&#039;m back just to say hi. I was scrolling through debates on gaia when I remembered those days back in Oasismag when I bitched about anarchy, communism, and all that jazz. Just wonderin&#039; how everyone&#039;s doing!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:36:29 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Margaret Cho</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Man, Am I addicted to Margaret Cho! She is so god damn great! I love hearing from her about gay marriage and republicanism and conservatism. She keeps my attention. She&#039;s just so amazing. I want to send her a letter saying how much I love her acts. Here&#039;s a couple skits.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This one is one of her inspiration speeches...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:40:14 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Number Them</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don&#039;t feel like typing out a bunch of shit, so here&#039;s a list of what&#039;s going on in my life...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. I&#039;m friends again with Eden. We got over our differences.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;2. I&#039;m getting to know so many knew people... and crushes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;3. I&#039;m spending too much time on World of Warcraft.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. I&#039;m better at playing the trumpet than the second trumpet in Wind Ensemble, so I&#039;m pissed about being 5th.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2006/11/number-them&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:34:54 +0300</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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 <title>Any German Speakers?</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hmm, I&#039;m looking for people who speak German, because I&#039;d like to talk every once in a while. I&#039;m only in German Eins, so you don&#039;t have to be fluent or anything, just able to respond to something like: Was machst du?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:43:36 +0300</pubDate>
 <dc:creator>Gerardo</dc:creator>
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