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 <title>twitter</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;anyone?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;be good and pm me if you&#039;d like.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:24:47 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>To all my Lesbos:</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bitch Slap is now available on DVD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you can order it &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Bitch-Slap-Unrated-Debbie-Carrington/dp/B003498RD6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=dvd&amp;amp;qid=1267657153&amp;amp;sr=8-1&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp;jsessionid=DB021D6371782AC0804D43028DA922F8.bbolsp-app02-23?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&amp;amp;_dynSessConf=-6021461339075487759&amp;amp;id=pcat17071&amp;amp;type=page&amp;amp;st=bitch+slap&amp;amp;sc=Global&amp;amp;cp=1&amp;amp;nrp=15&amp;amp;sp=&amp;amp;qp=&amp;amp;list=n&amp;amp;iht=y&amp;amp;usc=All+Categories&amp;amp;ks=960&quot;&gt; here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2010/03/to-all-my-lesbos&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:01:02 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Privacy Tips from a Pro: This Ain&#039;t Facebook Y&#039;all...</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;In light of recent events, and the fact that this issue seems to be pandemic not just here, but all over the web, Ol&#039; Icarus here is going to give a few pointers on how NOT to screw up your life and other people&#039;s lives on Oasis.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2010/03/privacy-tips-from-a-pro-this-aint-facebook-yall&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:08:42 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>so....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;it&#039;s kinda fun to post these little mini-updates. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this one&#039;s supersupermini. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bleached my hair. looks good. i look uncannily like draco malfoy in the movie. blonde hair. green eyes. dark eyebrows. i just need to grow a foot and lose about 50 pounds and i&#039;ll be set.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:03:00 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>suggestions</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;doing an &quot;action&quot; story series with queer protagonists. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;suggestions?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:52:01 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>this journal is pure(ly) narcissistic</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;i still like dropping by and reading you all&#039;s journals. i&#039;ve found it&#039;s much easier to be an observer and commenter than a journal....er. yeah. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but still...felt like dropping by and saying hello. with the turnover this site&#039;s starting to have, dunno how many of y&#039;all remember me, but hi anyway! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT: oh sweet baby jesus, i always seem to have the worst grammar at the most inappropriate times. *facepalm*&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:48:54 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Writer&#039;s Block...</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;is a mother-fucking bitch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;seriously, oasis peeps, if you really really want to keep contact with me and see how things are going (and honestly, i would love to hear from you guys) add me on Facebook &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=name&amp;amp;id=1643246322&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. Shoot me a message or something letting me know who you are, &#039;cause otherwise i&#039;ll just ignore it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;because honestly, i&#039;m not planning on posting anymore journals on here anytime soon. i&#039;ll pop in with a comment if i really feel i need to, but will not be logging in otherwise. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;kthnxbye.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 03:50:23 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Abstinence....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;from the internet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i really, really, really need some time to just think, and being on whatever site 24/7 doesn&#039;t really help much when it comes to introspection. so, i&#039;m writing a journal on facebook, uploading that vid i&#039;ve been meaning to upload, and starting tomorrow, i&#039;m done for a period of time that has yet to be determined.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;see y&#039;all at some point.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:18:45 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>swear words i have made up while driving...</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;fuckass&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;motherfuck almighty&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cock-sucking-motherfucking-pus-sucking shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;christfuck almighty&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dumbshitface&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;jumping jehosefuck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;jesusmaryandjoseph-fuck &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i&#039;m sure many more that i can&#039;t think of.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 08:33:54 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>so....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;My sister and I were watching &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Haunting&quot;&gt;A Haunting&lt;/a&gt; and this lady popped up and scared the crap out of her husband. I yelped, as did my sister, though neither of us do that usually. Paranormal Activity didn&#039;t scare my sister, but low budget ghost shows sure do. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;then again, this show&#039;s creepy as shit sometimes. &#039;cause i means, shit&#039;s damn creepy.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:40:12 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>D:</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;welp.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;five people came. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;out of the 30+ people who said they&#039;d probably be able to come.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so yeah, things degraded into a heap of shit pretty quickly. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whatever.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:48:39 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>:) :(</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;gahhhh.....the dye&#039;s fading already. stupid shitty dye. i emailed them, but they haven&#039;t emailed me back yet. ugh. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hide-and-seek tonight at walmart. been looking forward to this alllll week. :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nothing else really to report. might be getting my hair cut soon. so, here&#039;s hoping.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 21:06:02 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>awww....</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;i&#039;m my old english teacher&#039;s son&#039;s new bestie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that&#039;s about the highlight of my day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;well that and my director just asked me if i could help her with her youth acting class. :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;god i&#039;m so bored.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:02:35 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>oh.my.god.</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bookswim.com&quot; title=&quot;www.bookswim.com&quot;&gt;www.bookswim.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;now if only i had money.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:46:24 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>dear cutie high-schooler, </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;if you could just stay out of my dreams. and day dreams. and every waking thought. that&#039;d be great. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;kthnx, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Icarus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;p.s. i miss you.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:27:48 +0300</pubDate>
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