lol

they call Jell-O, JELLY!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! it's JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

BD

but there's a lot of fruit online here, right now. :P

strawberry-chan and RasberriesAreFun

lol

BD

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM????????

BD

that's the song!!!!!! thank you google!!!!!! once again, you've saved me from getting off my lazy ass to find out random, useless information!!!! thank you, oh thank you!!!

*grovels and kisses google's boots*

wait....a search engine has boots?

go with it!!!!! it's google!!!!!! anything is possible!!!!

BD

it's from GH:WT. fuck.

"you're the right kind of sinner/to release my inner fantasy/the invinsible winner/and you know that you were born to be" and then i can't think of the rest of the stupid line!!!

what's that you say? google? why yes...i've heard of that....that's a one followed by 100 zeroes...what? what's that?...a search engine?....whatever are you talking about?..........oh. i see. yes, yes i do....fascinating....

BD

okay, so, there's no better way to start your day than a lively debate between two THINKING people about the pros and cons of communism vs. capitalism.

:D

even if it does annoy my girlfriend. :P

on a totally different subject, when exactly did i become oasis's advice columnest? i've had a huge influx of PMs asking for advice in the last couple of days! i mean, i'm happy to reply, and help out where i can, but what's up with everyone all at once? lol, it's cool. :P kinda flattering, in a way...

any other fans?? i ADORE the new one!!!

:D

BD

if you google 'bulldyke', the 18th hit is on oasis. :D

that makes me ridiculously happy.

BD

i love melissa...i adore the indigo girls...don't get me started on kd lang....and rachel gives me the giggles.

but i just can't get behind ellen! i really just...don't like her! i don't like her humor, i don't get excited about her and her wife (and was actually forced to watch their wedding thing by a friend...guh), she just...doesn't do anything for me!

i mean, i'm totally supportive of the whole "out and proud lesbian makes the big time" but...i really don't like her.

am i a bad lesbian? :P

BD

do you ever get that sick feeling that you're not the person everyone thinks you are? that you're everything everyone thinks you're not?

i feel like i'm a monster in my own skin sometimes. dr. jekyll and mr. hyde all over again. i want so desperately to do good, but i think i only hurt people. how do i know? how can i tell?

usually, when this many things aren't going how i want them to, i get depressed. or, at least, that's how it's always been. but now? for whatever reason, i'm happy. i'm content. i'm looking forward to my future, and at least right now, i feel...stable. happy.

my room is a mess, but for the first time in a while, i'm feeling like i might clean it up. the wonders of getting up before noon.

so, apparently, finding out how long your visa app will take to process/be approved is a state secret!!!!!!!!!! it's fugging impossible to find out!!!

i called "the people", the AU consolate, and they just gave me a bunch of totally useless BS!!!

and no where, NO WHERE on the otherwise very helpful website does it even give and ESTIMATE as to how long it'll take!!!!!

i want to cry, but i won't. my tears won't do anything.

i want to hold her, and my heart breaks every time i can't.

it's so fucking unfair, all of it. why do they have to be like that??

i'm so angry. i lied to her, i did hear them. i just didn't want her to go. i know she was crying.

it hurts. it hurts so bad. i feel like such a failure, because i can't help. i can't even be there!

oh god oh god oh god, i hate this! i'm so powerless and i hate it!

who the fuck would try to grow RICE in AUSTRALIA?!?! i'm sorry, but how stupid can you get?? and cotton?!?! gah. it's no use getting pissed about it NOW, but, SERIOUSLY!!!! RICE?!?!?!

ever seen rice grown? you have to totally flood the fields for months. the seeds and seedlings need to stay COMPLETELY submerged, or else they die. IN AUSTRALIA. grr.

drifting is FUCKING AWESOME.

so is getting up to 100 on land for the first time....

i OWNED Ja's car in the gravel pit tonight. he was SO getting jealous, cause despite it being my first time, i didn't once spin out, and i got up over 20 (on my first try).