Well I'm back, you may not have noticed I'd gone but I'm back anyway. I've forgotten the last time I posted anything here. But surprisingly enough very little has happened in my life since my last entry, who would have guessed it? I strongly suspect I am becoming bitter and twisted but never mind, sarcasm will always be my friend. I am too tired to write anything that makes sense but here is my life in brief; I came out to one of my friends a little while ago, big soap opera moment I swear I half expected theme music to start playing, but she was so nice and supportive and has promised not to tell any one else, she's the kind of friend that restores your hope in mankind, hmm what else has happened? Well nothing really. So I shall leave now and hopefully actually have something to write about next time.

Hi, my life at the moment seems to be like the plot of some really bad teenage novel. So I

Since yesterday I have:

Been splattered with scolding tomato juice,

Chased monsters with a rolling pin,

Turned up to a convent in a black denim mini and a pair of purple fishnets (this was not my fault no one said it would be a convent),

Humiliated myself in front of my entire peer group (this seems to be a daily occurrence now so I wouldn

This will be my first post here; I don