Hi kids,

Yes, it's been a while. Yes, I've missed you all. And yes, I have a few stories. :-D

Hi kids,

Oh my, what a crazy couple of weeks Momma has had!

In case some of you were wondering, no, I did NOT have sexual relations in Reno. Bah.

Tonight, in a few short hours, I'm going to be going on a second date with a boy. We went on one date a while back, but never got together again. We've been chatting and keeping in touch, and tonight, we finally decided to get together. I'm interested to see what happens. :-P

Yes indeed, she is, kids. Although I'm not *quite* old enough to gamble, I still think I'll have a fabulous time....

Momma leaves for a couple of days, and she comes back to all this scandal and controversy in the forums about people feeling unwelcome! Dear me, dear me....

Well kids, once again, The Hat demonstrates Its power over my life. Yesterday's two incidents just go to show what I go through when I wear The Hat. Read on....

For those of you who've been following my Hat drama over the past number of weeks who STILL don't believe that the hat is as fabulous as I say it is, listen to this story that just happened minutes ago:

I have a little time before my lunch is ready, so I thought I'd drop by Oasis and tell of a little situation that's been going on at work.

Hi kids!

I don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase:

Happy Sunday!

It's been since Thursday since I wrote something, so I thought it was high time to let you in on the latest drama.

Ok, something that's been pissing me off lately about people who don't understand the music of Richard Wagner....

What a way to start off the morning.

Let it be known, the Hat has still not lost Its power and mystique.

Of course I'm talking about nothing other than the Hat and how it has changed my life.

Yesterday, I went to the gay cafe that I now frequent, and the cute little waitress boy was my waitress again. I've had this feeling that he's just one of those REALLY sweet straight boys (you know, the kind that break your heart), so I wanted to see if I could decide either way if he was.

So last night, I decided it was time to take my hat and strut my stuff downtown. Although I'll tell you right now that nothing happened, I did notice a few things.