With a 6 foot black steel cube, covered in lemon juice and rock salt, lubricated with gravel and barbed wire.
I started Driver's Ed today. And it was 2 hours long. And I have 14 MORE OF THESE.
And it SUCKED COCK-N-BALLS. So hard.
And then I have 6 more 2 hour drives.
And then I have to log a total of 60 hours with my parents or another adult :P
I mean, I'm glad they don't want you to die, but this seems just a weensy bit copious.
So yeah, this sucks. But I have to do it, if I want a license before I'm 18, which as far as I'm concerned will be heaven on Earth.
I dunno what. Or at least it was.
We had the 100 free as the last event of this long 2 day meet this weekend, and it sucked.
I mean, I'm used to being tired a lot, I basically make a career of it every day with swimming.
And at the end of long meets, I know that I'm usually unusually tired, and don't do too well on my last swim, but this was different.
For some reason, during this 100 free, not complicated, just down, back, down, back, as fast as you can, I was really, really tired.
Like more tired than I've evar been in my life tired.
Than I can remember in a while today.
See, I haven't had a swim meet in almost a month now.
Today was my first one in, since then. And jeez, I was almost forgetting how freakin hawt those things are.
And today I was able to join in the fun, I got a small, shiny, slippery suit that is quite flattering. I've never worn a speedo though, I think I'm way too white and pale for them, but of course I do support them on other guys who are less pale than me :P
Also, I am VERY close now to being able to move 2 yards a second. In the 50 free today, I got a 25.01 :P
but I don't remember what it was...
Well, Chad did Day of Silence today and it SUCKED ON OTHER PEOPLE'S GENITALS FOR MONEY. IT EVEN SWALLOWED. IT WAS A MAJOR WHORE, AND IT WAS FAT, WHICH MADE IT A WHALE WHORE, WHICH IS THE WORST KIND.
It was hard, really really hard, so hard I could feel it boning me every time I sat down with it's gigantic dick.
But I went the entire school day without saying anything, really, then a few hours after school, then I went to swimming and made it most of the way through that before I said FUCK ME, I'M TIRED OF THIS, MY POINT IS MADE. And I stopped.
So I posted a journal about stereotypes, but I found something more important...
I was looking through Youtube and found this video (damnit I don't know how to imbed): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZm8D6FZgNM&safe_search=on
Anyway, watch it, it's amazing. But it made me really sad.
Cause it was about gay marriage, ya know, and generally on these things, when I look in the comments, there's almost unanimous support, and then stupid, useless philisophical debates with the bigots on the outside.
So, we had like a graduation required, 3 hour assembly today. On insecurities.
And some parts were okay, these people from our school came up and talked about their fucked up childhoods (i.e. as a toddler having a gun put against her head and got threatened to be killed because her stepfather owed money to these guys).
And I thought that was certainly tragic, and more entertaining than some stuff we've done before, but really, I can't identify with that. At all.
Well, I got this assignment in English, we're about to read Romeo and Juliet, and these are the pre-reading questions.
They're all about love, and I'm like "woah, well what the cock do I know about love? I love my family, but this is totally different, I've been in 4 relationships that were 4 of the worst times in my life. Ew. Gross. I know nothing about relationship love, I've really never had a real relationship, I'm not married, and as far as I know love doesn't exist and people just like to pretend it does to play a prank on those who don't know any better."
I think Rebecca Black is hilarious. And a GENIUS.
A musical genius? Well, I don't know, I wouldn't imagine so, but a marketing genius certainly.
That song "Friday", I got curious enough to search it on Youtube, and it's a riot. The shallow, awful lyrics, that despicable chorus, her smile you just want to put a fist into the middle of, the creepy appearance by the 30 something black rapper in the video, it's all genius.
I was born here, I shall die here, and I'll almost certainly never leave :P
Is it big enough? We'll find out.
I'm fucking depressing, aren't I? ;)
Ugh, Spring Break needs to end. I mean, high school sucks, as usual, but at least it sucks with friends. This sucks and I'm all alone.
Well, because ever since I got back Tuesday this has been, what, my 5th day here, hardly leaving. Although I guess I had a sleepover a few nights ago, I dunno how much that counts.
I forget what it was about, I really can't remember.
And the reason for that is I'm a little shaken up. I think my computer got virused or something. Because NOTHING is working, it's asking what program I want to open it with, like I open Internet Explorer, and it asks me what I want to open it with, and there's only one option, Internet Explorer, so I say that, but then it asks me with the same message what I want to open that with.
So, there was this one poll on fb, and it was "do you support gay rights/marijuana legalization?" So there were 4 answers, support gay rights, don't support gay rights, support marijuana legalization, and don't support marijuana legalization. So you could only answer one question, basically.
My piano teacher had a book of Joplin's original ragtime pieces.
I'm working on his 2 most famous songs, The Entertainer, which is more popular now, and Maple Leaf Rag, which was his most famous work in his lifetime, first sheet music piano to sell over a million copies. I've been working on The Entertainer for a few weeks now, and I have it down pretty well.
So, I've been skiing for the past few days, which means no swimming :P
Sad day for Chad.
And the weather wasn't ah mazing, it was snowing and windy and foggy and everything bad incarnate. You couldn't see beautiful Mt. Rainier, which is right next to the resort, tallest mountain in Washington, 14,410 feet, BEAUTIFUL, SEXY hunk of rock.
It's perhaps sexier than a Bugatti Veyron, the sexiest car, and maybe less sexy than a Madrone, the sexiest tree.
I'm going skiing at Crystal from tomorrow until Tuesday morning I think, so I'll be gone.
I thought I'd explain that, I don't know why.
And that's be a waste of a journal, so I have to say something else.
Not that I know what :P
Oh, first, NECK CRICKS SHOULD GO DIE IN MULTIPLE CONSECUTIVE CAR CRASHES AND THEN GET RAPED THROUGH EVERY OROFICE THEY HAVE AND BE LEFT BLEEDING IN THE MUDDY RAIN.
Which picture I like more.
I have 2 right now, one is a guy from facebook, who is a swimmer (wearing jammers of course) who is a delicious hunk of boy in any circumstance, but he looks even better in this picure, even taking into account the sexy circumstances. I would link it, but I'd feel obligated to ask him, and no way am I going to do that, because I barely know the guy in any case, and that'd be a weird question to ask him... :P
And then the second one is this: http://www2.diariomotor.com/imagenes/2010/07/bugatti_veyron_super_sport_...