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 <title>FRED FREDBURGER</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, it&#039;s me...and me matey Kevin.&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s behind me.&lt;br /&gt;
He says hi.&lt;br /&gt;
I still wanna touch your face.&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s all..facey.&lt;br /&gt;
Stillman...takes it up the butt from U-N-I-C-O-R-N-S of DOOOM!&lt;br /&gt;
Here in my car duh duh duh da duh duh da da duh duh duh da duh dah duh in car dun dun dun dun dun dun..&lt;br /&gt;
Music..is my hott hott sex.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <title>UHh...Nothing big.</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Arhhhggg It&#039;s 8 A.M and a B day. I&#039;m kinda happy.&lt;br /&gt;
I got to chill with my baybeh this morning before school.&lt;br /&gt;
Good times.&lt;br /&gt;
We talk about some of the most akward stuff when we&#039;re together.&lt;br /&gt;
But it&#039;s all good.&lt;br /&gt;
We love each other....a whooole lot.&lt;br /&gt;
Thennn... I dont know..I might go to the mall this weekend&lt;br /&gt;
To get new gauges.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 17:28:48 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Listen... </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;So...There&#039;s this...gender stereotype that guys are all macho and girls are all weak and emotional. And it&#039;s not true. I&#039;m not that sensitive. I can be..If I have to..but i&#039;m nonchalant toward most anything , except amber.  I hate when girls get all upset and whiny over little crap. OMG!. So now I have to go cheer up one of my friends because her little stank ass boyfriend broke her heart...and I have to break his face. Yadda Yadda. But i&#039;ve seen some really girly guys. Most gay. &quot;Femme at its finest&quot;. But ya know! Wish me luck. Peace, Love and Brass Knuckles.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 03:06:02 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Eww..Yous A Stalker </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mushy emo time. So, i kinda feel like a creeper. Because. Im a naturally...romantic person. And i feel like im over affectionate with her. Like im complimenting her too much or being too clingy. I mean she doesnt seem to mind it, but I dont know... I don&#039;t wanna come off that way. Shes just...my weakness.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:59:06 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Scene 1: Take 1: ACTION </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here is a story of pleasant events.&lt;br /&gt;
A story of two lovers and this is how it went.&lt;br /&gt;
It all started not long ago, or maybe last November&lt;br /&gt;
But anyway, I met the most beautiful girl named Amber.&lt;br /&gt;
Her eyes are so gorgeous, they put yours to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
And I get the butterflies at the very mention of her name.&lt;br /&gt;
Her skin is perfect and ever so smooth.&lt;br /&gt;
My heart beats faster when she walks in the room.&lt;br /&gt;
Not very long ago, this girl sealed my fate.&lt;br /&gt;
Right now its the way she makes me feel.&lt;br /&gt;
She puts the red in my face.&lt;br /&gt;
You can&#039;t find a girl like her often; she&#039;s one of a kind.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:39:51 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>He gon&#039; die! </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;&quot;He gon&#039; die! &quot; &amp;lt;&amp;lt; Inside joke Amber and I came up with at the movies lol Gooooood stuff. Hella funny. The one dude, he had a bomb and he was going up in the helicopter with it and we thought &quot;aw..he gon&#039; die!&quot; but he didn&#039;t! the helipoptuh exploded and he came down with a huge parachute, so...&quot;he not gon&#039; die!&quot; its funnier when Amber says it lol.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:31:36 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>I feel like such a loser! </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;So...NO ONE has texted me today, you might think its a good thing. but it sucks. I love texting. I feel like such a dweeb...Unloved dweeb lol. save me from boredom...text me!!!!!!! 314-255-3561&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 01:55:56 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Another hole in my face?</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, i want another piercing. But where?. I have 8 so far.&lt;br /&gt;
6 in my ear and 2 in my lip.&lt;br /&gt;
I kinda want double snakebites. 4 lip piercings instead of 2.&lt;br /&gt;
.Or...Angelbites. Thats basically 2 monroe piercings.. I think But that would look bad on me. Hmm... What to do? Sacre bleu. Je ne sais pas.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 01:23:09 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Dude...Foreals. </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Insecurity Un. We&#039;ve been going out for a couple of weeks and now everyone wants to flirt with her. Madness!&lt;br /&gt;
-There&#039;s bird girl. Who uses cheesy pickup lines to flirt. Shes okay. Just keep away from my girl!&lt;br /&gt;
-Ruth. Who &quot;wishes she was her gf&quot;. That irks me mucho.&lt;br /&gt;
-Colton. Less of a problem. He&#039;s a guy. He knows we&#039;re gay. Light hearted flirting. No big.&lt;br /&gt;
-Ellis. Little mentally retarded. He touches her. Any further and i will break.his.fingers. At the moment, i can let it slide.&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;ll fight for my girl, because i care about her. But damn. Who&#039;s next?! Problem not solved&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 01:19:55 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Pshht. U totally wanted details..Don&#039;t lie. </title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;First Date! Twas pretty flippin sweet.My mom thinks shes cute..in a little kid way, not in a pedophile way. lol She looked beautiful! . Her mom picked out the movie (owch!) and she stayed with us (lesser owch!).&lt;br /&gt;
The movie sucked (Angels and Demons), but on the upside, I got to hold hands and laugh with my baby girl. I had butterflies in my tummeh the whole time.&lt;br /&gt;
I had a lot of fun and I hope she did too. :)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 01:17:51 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Uh...First Journal Entree..WOot</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello worlldddd..., how you be? . &lt;br /&gt;  Tis moi. Uh...Never been here before but okay.  &lt;br /&gt; Awkwarddd. I just joined not too long ago. My (amazinglicious) gf is on here. &lt;/br&gt; Somewhere lol. I have really bad cramps and it sucks. Mother nature is a mucho byotch but yeah. So I have a date tonight with my gf and im all excited and nervous at the same time. Tis our first date. &lt;br /&gt; Well not according to our moms but whatevvuuh. I can&#039;t wait to see her, (she&#039;s so beautiful and sweet *blushify* ) and I know we&#039;re gunna have a great time. Gotta get ready for it. Buh byee world.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 19:43:39 +0400</pubDate>
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