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things i would like to do before i die...

come out to my dad by shouting 'im a faggot!' at him
have a small apartment to myself and a cat and varies men i bring home
get married
addopt childs
work as a barista boy in one of the 300000000000 cofee houses in the world.
live in victoria, canada
date a blind guy
meat some of the ppl from oasis(points to chad and wolfcry)
visit a cathloc church
go back the next week to that cathloc church and see if anyone kicks me out for having a small 'its ok to be gay' pin on
see london
and rome
and ireland/scotland
tell a girl whos flirting with me 'sorry hunny, i like cock :/'

wht way do you do your smiley?

:)
100% (11 votes)
(:
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 11
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:D

i has now been on oasis 1 year.

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lol heard a pretty good joke today...

the pope is walking up to the gates of heaven.
saint peter: wow im suprised to see you here!
pope: well im the pope, where else would i be?
st. peter: well god is pretty pissed at you
pope: oh whys that?
st. peter: well you kept women from being priests yet again.
pope: (worried expression) is god really that upset
st peter: oh yeah she's furios!

XD i has a wierd sense of humor

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soooooo :/

so i wacthed nanooks vid on the fungus whatever that he put up yesterday (which i reall enjoyed....in a sick sort of way) and i was wacthing some other BBC videos, and reading some comments (iknow,iknow reading youtube comments is a bad idea...) and i was wondering...do you guys think that if another specias dosnt dirrectly benifit the human race, it gives us the right to hunt it down to extinction. yea i probley spelled that wrong.

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th secret life of the american teenager...

just sstarted wacthing it on hulu. its definatly...sex oriented.

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i kissed a boy and i liked it *poorly attempts to sing*

so on saturday, i hung out with my friend(friend A.) and my other freind from spanaway(friend B.) and friend A.'s bf. and friend A. is pretty awsome, and we always wrestle around, and she will like kiss my cheeck while i squeel.

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hmmmm am i te only one?

so ive alllways wanted an identical twin :D it would be epic, plus i would have someone that i could tell stuff to that dosnt make sense, that i cant tell oter ppl fo fear of sounding stupid

has anyone else evar wanted an identical twin?

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things that arnt necessary to know bout me, but interesting (i think)

-i have a phobia of dead moths
-and lightbulbs
-and most dangerous things
-i want to see the movie 'the cove'
-i start to wach saw, then turn it off the second there isblodd
-i have had more ferrets in my pants then a player has had girls or a slut has had guys in their pants
-i want to not live in the u.s
-i hate citys
-i love fadora+ scarf combos :)
-i have two guys i really like on here (chad and wolfy), but am afraid if i say which one i like more, it will hurt the other
-i kiss my animals...
-if i could go to school in all rainbow clothing, i would

ok mah oasis buds, how many of you masterbate?

yes
96% (25 votes)
no
0% (0 votes)
id rather not say...
4% (1 vote)
Total votes: 26
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hmmmm

why dont my perants just get divorced and have it over with? tats clearly were it heading.

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hmmm well that was random XD

so today, i went skiing! yay! and it was a school function, so no make up work :D the snow was perrrrrrrrrffffffecttttttt. but oddly, i turned in a bit early cause i gots tired,, and i was hangign in the lodge bout 2:15, andhad my boots off and such, and this random person i don know just walked over and was like 'are you ftm transexaul?' which suprised me greatly. *shrug* apperently i have small feet (which is true) and my hhair is too shiny for a boys, and i have a feminen bone structure? so that was random.

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what is making love?

is making love? is it sex? is it just snuggling? is whispering sweet notings? is it that gentle kiss right before you leave your someone? whats your definition of making love?

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imagine....

if we could taste with your fingers. it would be like'hey, could i touch your sandwich pease...?'

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