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 <title>PETA (sigh...)</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know, usually most people don&#039;t give too much of a damn what PETA does, but this is way too stupid:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.peta2.com/cooking-mama/&quot; title=&quot;http://www.peta2.com/cooking-mama/&quot;&gt;http://www.peta2.com/cooking-mama/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Seriously people,you DO realize how many circuit-thingies and wires had to die for your Wii/DS game?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;...an&#039; this is coming from a vegetarian.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:57:08 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Lesbian moms attacked</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have you seen this? It was in Canada, so not sure you&#039;d Americans and whatnot would know about it, but here it is:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was a sunny afternoon, school was out and children were gathering in the playground.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:53:32 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>boxer shorts and vocal solos</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hello!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today was...relatively eventful? I believe going chronologically might be useful:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First period. Improv entire health presentation using brochures and a crappily made flash animation by me. Other group members do about 3 minutes of talking in total.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There was a blackout and everything went bzzt. Then everything came back to life.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:32:30 -0500</pubDate>
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 <title>Fri. night.</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&#039;s Saturday morning/afternoon- it&#039;s almost 12:00 noon and I have a bass lesson then, yay!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last night was interesting. We went tricking and treating ( I went as Arachnid-Guy,the premier Spider-man rip-off (boy, I&#039;m using a lot of hyphens and brackets)) and I have replenished my safe of goodies.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 11:58:36 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>s&#039;inorin&#039;moi.</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Huuuu. shtop inggorin mi, huh?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;argh. *ten minutes of screaming at a brick wall at the top of my lungs.*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, where was I?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Look at me look at me look at me look at me look. at. mE!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 20:59:01 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>well, here we go!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Does anybody have a large cardboard box that you&#039;d be able to put over an eight-year old?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No, I&#039;m not planning to ship any annoying children to Pomerania (although I could very easily be tempted) but I&#039;m going to be a UPS/FedEx delivery for Halloween, and I need something I can look really tiny in, and then stand up and giggle as people realise it&#039;s not this little kid in the box.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:59:51 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>fun with ovens</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I baked a cake with my mom today! angel cake or whatnot...and it turned out really really flat, and it was supposed to be all puffy like and nicely risen. first not-so-great baking incident,.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In previous weeks, we&#039;ve baked a strawberry mousse cake, banana muffins, cheesecake, all good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and then this comes along and goes pfft.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:03:49 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>WHEEEEEE!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yay! I think I just figured out how to kick myself into a sugar high! unfortunately this was a most inopportune time seeing as I would like to be sleepy when the time comes for me to sleep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/10/wheeeeee&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:41:19 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>am I a dum dum?</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have this ridiculously irrational fear of getting pregnant.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:15:02 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>crap skipping</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I cut class today to go to Tim hortons, and when I came back I was in really deep shit. They sent me down to the office after public embarassment, and I cried a little...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I shouldn&#039;t have gone. I don&#039;t care, anymore. I shouldn&#039;t have gone but it doesn&#039;t matter anyhow, because life sucks, and I deal with it...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:51:43 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Instant song-hate, wow.</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I heard the worst song ever on the radio today. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I mean, it was so bad that I switched the station mid channel. Repetitive simple irritating guitar riff, a vocalist whose gender that I&#039;m not entirely sure of...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;then the guy/girl went like &quot;aaaaah!&quot; in some note fifteen octaves above a normal person&#039;s range and that was it for me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Life is too short to listen to shitty songs.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:17:19 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Islands</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I&#039;ve got this idea (completely theoretical) that seems brilliant but has still has about half a million flaws in it that I haven&#039;t managed to find yet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/09/islands&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:22:32 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>d:fi</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;...has nothing to with this, seeing as it&#039;s my brand of hair clay. AAannnyywaays.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I learned not to insult teenage girls&#039; male superstar sensation kinda-idols in the changeroom today. It doesn&#039;t bode well if you don&#039;t want to get mauled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.oasisjournals.com/2008/09/d-fi&quot;&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:53:47 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>A movie-esque moment</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Today I walked into a wall while waving to this girl,  sort of like that generic dopey-kinda-sweet guy you see in movies, who&#039;s trying to impress the good looking popular girl and runs himself into a garbage can or a closed door. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was just walking through classrooms - there&#039;s three classrooms right beside each other- diagram:&lt;br /&gt;
_______________________________________________________&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:46:45 -0400</pubDate>
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 <title>the secret to being happy is to be happy</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;hi everybody! How&#039;s it going?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Uhm, I realize I may be calling at an innopp-impro-irr-iss-unn, um, inconvienient time, but I just want to share with you all that it&#039;s a good idea to smile, and then maybe lots of people will smile back at you and you&#039;ll be happy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Five dollar silver bullion coin, prehistoric tofu plushie, crumpled up cineplex movie pass, $100 dollar bill.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:42:14 -0400</pubDate>
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