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 <title>I overthink things</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, lawd. I don’t really know what’s wrong with me. Am I the only one that gets anxiety when they see they have a PM on Facebook or elsewhere?&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 09:08:24 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>It&#039;s all by design</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;The first bit is quite trivial but the other stuff not so much.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I started watching this show that&#039;s been off the air for a number of years. I&#039;m really enjoying it. So I post a question to a forum a week or so ago explicitly stating that I&#039;m watching the show for the first time, don&#039;t want spoilers, ect. What do I get? Some douche private messaging me humongous spoilers. Ugh. People. No respect. No consideration. No nothing.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/douchebags-douchebags-everywhere">douchebags douchebags everywhere</category>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:58:03 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>South of Nowhere</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, guys. It&#039;s been a while since I&#039;ve been around. I finished rewatching South of Nowhere tonight. It was a rage inducing show and the acting wasn&#039;t always the best but Spashley was cute as hell. :)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/buffy">Buffy</category>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 10:00:29 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>My Wonderful Update</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey, guys, I haven&#039;t been around for a little while. Don&#039;t worry, I didn&#039;t get a life or anything like that. Thought I&#039;d post a little update on the exciting things that have happened since I last posted. Main thing, my dad had a heart attack in November. He ended up having triple bypass surgery after that and made it out all right. I guess it didn&#039;t really hit me until I went in to see him after he woke up after having the surgery done. He was all groggy and weird. My eyes welled up with tears and I couldn&#039;t help it.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/remember-when-homer-told-lisa-the-lesson-is-dont-love-anything-yeah-that">Remember when Homer told Lisa The lesson is don&amp;#039;t love anything? YEAH THAT.</category>
 <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2012 15:54:20 +0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Two queer girls</title>
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Here is a music video involving two queer(?) girls that actually doesn&#039;t come off as completely exploitative!&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/americas-got-talent">America&amp;#039;s Got Talent</category>
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/deftones">Deftones</category>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 14:16:17 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Everything went better than expected</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let&#039;s start off with a joke, shall we? I came across it the other day and it made me laugh even though maybe it shouldn&#039;t have?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What&#039;s the difference between Jell-O and a Jewish girl?&lt;br /&gt;
....&lt;br /&gt;
....&lt;br /&gt;
....&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jell-O moves when you eat it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOL. It so shouldn&#039;t make me laugh but it does. every. single. time.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 13:55:54 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Anyone else have trouble posting journals earlier?</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I received an invite to Google+, so I’m just checking it out now. Interesting, it looks like there are no ‘male’ or ‘female’ options for the ‘looking for’ part, so I guess I won’t need to give a complete non-answer like I do for Facebook. :P&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Btw, if anyone wants an invite, I’ll send them out. Just PM me your email address. :)&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/a-nightmare-on-elm-street">A Nightmare on Elm Street</category>
 <category domain="http://www.oasisjournals.com/tags/dreams">dreams</category>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 22:41:55 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>NO HETERO</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last night was one of those times when I really wished I had queer or queer-friendly friends on Xbox LIVE. I logged into Xbox LIVE last night and immediately my youngest nephew (he&#039;s 10) invited me to his chat, so I accepted not noticing that it wasn&#039;t a private chat and he, in fact, has a bunch of his friends in the chat.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:26:12 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>She&#039;s made America&#039;s Got Talent interesting for me!</title>
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She&#039;s gotta be gay, right? :P&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 13:26:05 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>I swear I get the dumbest Facebook spam</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;The latest &lt;a href=&quot;http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo14z4Vy5l1qb2fvoo1_500.jpg&quot;&gt;spam&lt;/a&gt; I&#039;ve received. Meanwhile &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/ShadowsOfAsh&quot;&gt; my profile photo &lt;/a&gt; is a screen cap from a movie. You get massive cool points if you know the movie. :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I LOOK REALLY GREAT FOR A MIDDLE AGED GUY OR CHILD, APPARENTLY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&#039;m gonna hop right on there and get her/his photos, nothing suspicious about that email address at all...&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 23:57:21 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Sinning and Pokemon Black</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;When we were walking downtown the other day, a woman was walking the streets and passing out little pieces of paper. I only caught a glimpse of one of them as I told her I didn’t want one, and it said something about Jesus. I turned to my mom and said “No point in taking that, I’m already going to hell.” and then I thought that probably sounded weird (she doesn&#039;t know I&#039;m gay) so I added, “I mean, everybody is…”&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 12:54:49 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Went to the doctor today</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;My doctor said my mole has mostly benign characteristics and he didn&#039;t seem too worried about it except that it popped up so quickly. He gave me the option of keeping an eye on it or sending a sample of it off for tests, and I chose the latter. May as well, it doesn&#039;t cost me a thing, and I&#039;d rather be safe than sorry. In two weeks I&#039;m going in for the biopsy. My mom informed me that her sister had skin cancer before I was even born, so I&#039;m glad I went in to get it checked out. You just never know.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 11:40:46 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>Now I&#039;m freaked out</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;I found a weird new mole on my body today, so remembering that moles can be a cancerous, I Google &quot;weird mole&quot; and now I&#039;m kinda paranoid about it. These are the signs of (potentially) cancerous moles:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A – Asymmetry, a mole shouldn’t differ from one side to the other.&lt;br /&gt;
B – Border, the edges of the mole shouldn’t be blurred or jagged.&lt;br /&gt;
C – Colour, look out for any changes in colour or patchy shades.&lt;br /&gt;
D – Diameter, check to see if a mole increases in size or if it is larger than 6mm across.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 12:03:27 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>FCKH8 and job stuff</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;The other week, I went out to some garage sales with my mom and bought a nice clock for two bucks; which I realize probably doesn&#039;t sound all that exciting but mine broke months ago and I was procrastinating on buying one, so I was using my cellphone as an alarm clock but then I went and killed that in the wash, so this was an awesome buy. So, anyways, the most interesting besides my AWESOME buy, was that while we were walking up a street, I noticed there was a van that had one of those &lt;a href=&quot;http://fckh8.3dcartstores.com/&quot;&gt;FCKH8 stickers&lt;/a&gt; on its bumper. It made me smile.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:38:22 +0400</pubDate>
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 <title>What have I got myself into?!?!</title>
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 <description>&lt;!--paging_filter--&gt;&lt;p&gt;My sister, the one who got married nearly year ago, created an &quot;event&quot; on Facebook. It seems to be like a reunion of sorts for the girls who went to her bachelorette party last year. I pressed &quot;Attending&quot; WHAT HAVE I DONE?! Please, let me remind you what happened at last year&#039;s event...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Forced to use penis straws. I refused. Anyways, I was drinking a cooler. I do not drink coolers with straws. Not ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Male sex doll was brought out. AWKWARD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everyone posed with said sex doll. AWKWARD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was told to pose with said sex doll. I DENIED. I was not drunk enough.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 12:58:16 +0400</pubDate>
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