Promises, Promises: Broadway Review

By Jeff Walsh

"Promises, Promises" seems to have everything going for it. Recently out Sean Hayes (known for his amazing turn as Jack McFarland on Will & Grace) stars with Kristin Chenoweth (from Wicked and Glee fame) in a revival of a show written by Neil Simon, with music by Burt Bacharach and lyrics by Hal David, based on the amazing movie "The Apartment," written by Billy Wilder, starring Jack Lemmon and Shirley Maclaine, and it seems like there's so much going for it, it couldn't miss.

But then, it does.

It's like a lot of good things that never congeal into a great thing. I like Hayes and Chenoweth so much that it takes a while to get over the enjoyment of seeing them perform to realize you don't necessarily want to see them perform this show. Hayes brings out the bubbly charm that made Jack the highlight of Will & Grace, but a lot of strange fourth-wall stuff and one-liners never seem to get us invested in his story here (and no, I didn't have any problem accepting him playing straight).

Patrik 1.5: Movie Review

By Jeff Walsh

I'll be honest. I almost skipped the press screening for Patrik, Age 1.5 (which is now playing in the Bay Area and select cities, details here).

The premise seemed too cute: a gay couple who think they're about to adopt a year-and-a-half old baby, only to find there was a typographical error and they get a 15 year old who is an anti-gay delinquent.

You just knew it was going to have some touching moment where they talked, found common ground, and ended with a warm hug that Patrik wouldn't pull back from. It is nearly a sitcom premise! I don't watch the Hallmark Channel at home, so why go out to the movies to see it?

But the fact that it won the audience award at the Frameline gay film festival here in San Francisco is what made me curious enough to attend. I just don't think a very special episode of Blossom is the kind of thing they would all vote for, especially for a Swedish film for which they all had to read subtitles.

As it turned out, this charming, beautiful movie took every expectation I had and defied it. Every character had their own engaging narrative, and nothing worked out as it might seem at first glance.

Semi Precious Weapons - You Love You: CD Review

By Jeff Walsh

Semi Precious Weapons stormed into our lives with their monster hit "Magnetic Baby" in 2008. It was an online sensation before it appeared on their "We Love You" album in September 2008 (I previously interviewed lead singer Justin Tranter in Oasis).

The band recently released "You Love You," its follow-up after signing to Interscope Records. The new effort repeats the killer tracks with amped-up reworked versions of "Semi Precious Weapons," "Magnetic Baby," and "Rock and Roll Never Looked So Beautiful." Despite the familiarity I had with these tracks from the earlier CD, these new versoins are the definitive versions to me now.

The band is currently opening up for Lady Gaga on her Monster Ball tour and even after playing these songs hundreds of times, they really captured all of their raw energy and dirty glamour.

The new songs bring a cohesive feel to the nine-song "debut," combining up-tempo numbers like "I Could Die," live staples like "Put A Diamond In It" and "Sticky with Champagne," and emotional ballads like "Leave Your Pretty To Me" and "Look At Me."

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Jesus

So
He was unbuttoning my shirt
he gave me a cigarette
he reached down my pants
at the club
and asked "can we go"

and I said, I've got to talk to my ex boyfriend
I said I liked his hair
it reminds me of my ex girlfriend
he looked sad
maybe jealous

he's a dancer
he was hot
jesus i was so drunk
i fucked up mannnnn

oh yeah, some guy with a scarf on the bus talked to me. he offered me a cookie. right

lonewolf678's picture

i feel a little worried (advice please)

i haven't been paying much attention to my folk guitar. i wonder if i should give it up. i haven't wrote many songs recently. i just feel like i'm being unfair since my classical guitar gets much more attention from me. i know it seems silly, but i don't want to give up being a folk singer. it's very complex, it's not a huge problem eating away at me but i'm wondering if anyone could give me some advice.

Wolfcry's picture

Live, Love, Burn, Die? Well I've done three of the four...

Okay, so I am moved out of my parents house. i love being free, and my boyfriends. i love that I can openly worship Hecate. But as with all good things there is a dark side to this... I'm home alone all the time. My boyfriends are in another state 24/7 and always at work in another town, and out roommate is home maybe 8 hours total per week. And last night he was hosting a party and he got half drunk and said I talk to much. so now I am hurt and injured because he said he thought of me as a friend... by the way this is gonna be one big long rant.

Hakase's picture

When our pheromones are turned up to eleven.

Title's from a Magnetic Fields song. And that's how I'm feeling right now.

GIRLS. I LIKE THEM.

Last year, I didn't really feel the need to get involved in the gay scene on campus because I was dating this amazing girl (or so I thought at the time).

Now I'm single and trying to get myself out there. Wow. UT is even more of a gay mecca than I thought. Well, at least compared to my ultra conservative home town. :D

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swimmerguy's picture

High school teachers are awesome!

So there's my honors English teacher, who I shall call Mr. English.
He's like, really funny. He's not exactly...peppy, but he is pretty funny, and he makes class enjoyable.

Then there's German teacher, who shall be Frau German.
Frau German Teacher is like, really, really really peppy. Every answer, even if wrong, is a reason for celebration. Maybe she overdoes it a bit, but I really like her, and she's a good teacher.

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review of cute girlies in my classes

period one, study hall- THERE IS NO ONE IN THAT FUCKING CLASS BECAUSE EVERYONE GOT HOME STUDY

period two, math- one senior. she's so damn tiny! and pretty sexy but she looks like a bitch...let's hope not...

period three, english- nuh, know most everyone in there 'cept for a new face and she not really dat kyoot...

period four, history- also nuh...same as above.

period five, french- um...not really :/

period six, CHOIR- yep, quite some cute freshies :P lol

period seven, chem- nope.


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