This is just too precious to not be shared.
This, the product of a 14-year-old's mind that has been totally "corrupted" by homeschooling (New Zealand):
Are you worried yet?
There are always idiots in the world, and now, thanks to the Information Age, we can more easily find them and point them out. I am worried that there are people this misinformed, but with billion people, of course they exist.
this little girl is hilarious. No way this is for real. I homeschooled for two years & there were some crazies in my online meetings, but this is ridiculous. Also, I'm stealing her tagline.
The ducks will get you!
It could be parody (dunno)... whatever, it's now being cited on many other online sites!
possibly a troll. One never knows where they will pop up next. But if this really was written by a 14 year old homeschooled girl, I feel really bad for her.
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