First, you should make a pun about the original post, not build on what I said.
Beyond that:
I like to spread the ends apart and lick the cream out.
I rather be double stuffed.
I like Oreos, just hard setting up a threeway with two black guys.
Once my mouth is full of cream, I know I've finished.
Lots of options...
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
That's an interesting way to describe eating an Oreo cookie. I just like to eat them in-tact, alone. A nice snack. Personally, I don't see anything special in the cream. It's just icing, not too great. The real deliciousness is in the actual cookie part of the cookie. Really good with milk, of course.
If my first one is a double entendre, and you explain the more hidden half of the entendre, that isn't a pun. It is seemingly explaining what didn't need explaining, no? ;-)
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
about as many people commented that they were going to buy Oreos just for this, even though they didn't like them. And someone posted this picture:
Plus, someone posted this link "to listen to whilst we watch the homophobes sadly attempt to hold an argument with people who support Oreo": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI
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Yum! That looks delicious!
Oreos are even more
Oreos are even more amazingly awesome than they were five seconds ago. I didn't even think that was possible!
How ironic that I happen to be eating peanut butter Oreos right now.
Oreos are my favorite cookie
Oreos are my favorite cookie of all time. I would love to be able to eat that giant rainbow Oreo.
As I recall...
Oreos were extremely sweet... nauseatingly so! :(
I much prefer something crunchy... oatmeal cookies or chocolate chip... but extremely light on the sweetness!
you can buy less sweet versions of Oreos
can't remember what they were called, it was quite good
Sweet or not...
There's nothing like a mouthful of pride.
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
but
that doesn't just go for oreos now doe sit ;), see i can do this too
Exactly...
What is it that you think you can do as well as Jeff? :)
bad puns
this pun is a bad pun
Hmm...
I think you need to keep practicing...
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
fine then
what would you have said?
Well...
First, you should make a pun about the original post, not build on what I said.
Beyond that:
I like to spread the ends apart and lick the cream out.
I rather be double stuffed.
I like Oreos, just hard setting up a threeway with two black guys.
Once my mouth is full of cream, I know I've finished.
Lots of options...
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
Huh.
That's an interesting way to describe eating an Oreo cookie. I just like to eat them in-tact, alone. A nice snack. Personally, I don't see anything special in the cream. It's just icing, not too great. The real deliciousness is in the actual cookie part of the cookie. Really good with milk, of course.
dam you Jeff!
you out punned me!
dam you!
Outpunned you?
I'm still waiting for your first pun.
If my first one is a double entendre, and you explain the more hidden half of the entendre, that isn't a pun. It is seemingly explaining what didn't need explaining, no? ;-)
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
your right i need better puns
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As one might expect...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-could-you-boycott-a-cookie
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
But
about as many people commented that they were going to buy Oreos just for this, even though they didn't like them. And someone posted this picture:

Plus, someone posted this link "to listen to whilst we watch the homophobes sadly attempt to hold an argument with people who support Oreo": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI
Hmm...
Looks like I've been boycotting them for years without even realizing. ;-)
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
Funny,
how just a simple show of support made so many people feel so alienated from their favorite cookie. lol
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