Fuck fuck fuckity fuck I wish I'd just be seen by my Mother so I wouldn't have to hide this anymore. I don't want to be discovered but it beats the sneaking around.
I've done my fair share of almost accidentally exposing the things I've done. To date, I've left two things out in the open accidentally and I wonder if my mom saw any of them. Maybe I could tell you if you want in private messaging.
I can recall how proud I was when I was finally able to maintain my balance on my bicycle with "no hands!" You're not an expert until you've mastered this feat! :)
i meant able to Wank & Cum successfully, were 6 would be pretty impossible, although i won't doubt you touched yourself, i did it all the time (i once was excluded from my Nursery when i was 6 for keeping my hand down my pants XD) but im willy to bet you didn't wank
Let's see, it ain't sex, not drugs, did you get a tatoo or a piercing? No. I believe that would be forbidden if your Muslim. Is it clothing? I don't know but I love the mastubation theory!
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Still not ready to tell us what you've been doing?
It's just so embarassing.
I've done my fair share of almost accidentally exposing the things I've done. To date, I've left two things out in the open accidentally and I wonder if my mom saw any of them. Maybe I could tell you if you want in private messaging.
I am curious to know
But only if you're comfortable telling.
Short, ambiguous journals
Short, ambiguous journals are a great way to rack up the comments, I've noticed.
Sounds like you're referring to a pesky drug addiction or something. What have you been up to, if you don't mind sharing?
I wish,
drugs is way less embarassing than this thing.
Obvious...
Masturbating.
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XD
i knew this was coming
Masturbation, are you getting your 5 a day?
Nah,
well I do my fair share of batin' but that is so not what this is about. lol
Masturbation
can relate to alot of things, Fetishes, Kinks, Sexuality etc, its the answer to EVERYTHING
You missed the point though...
This thing isn't about masturbation.
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MASTURBATION!
XD i couldn't Resist it
I'm assuming...
...you just learned how?
since i was 11
elph, im an expert in it now
When I was 11...
I can recall how proud I was when I was finally able to maintain my balance on my bicycle with "no hands!" You're not an expert until you've mastered this feat! :)
btw... I was probably 6!
umm Elph
i meant able to Wank & Cum successfully, were 6 would be pretty impossible, although i won't doubt you touched yourself, i did it all the time (i once was excluded from my Nursery when i was 6 for keeping my hand down my pants XD) but im willy to bet you didn't wank
Maybe my attempt at subtlety failed... yet again :(
Putting it bluntly... you're not "expert" until you've mastered truly "mental" masturbation... i.e., no hands! (I'll probably now be banned!)
An interesting experiment... but I'm sure that only few are capable... or, have the patience (absolutely no criticism implied)!
IVE ACTUALLY DONE THAT
No Joke it was hard as hell (pun intended) and took about 45 mins but i got it
HMMM!
Let's see, it ain't sex, not drugs, did you get a tatoo or a piercing? No. I believe that would be forbidden if your Muslim. Is it clothing? I don't know but I love the mastubation theory!