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20 April, 2012 - 11:28pm — anarchist

I'm disgustingly flat-chested. This guy at my lunch has great tits. Everybody's always admiring them and groping them.
Anyway, there are a bunch of holidays today. We have Earth Day, Day of Silence, Marijuana Day, and Holocaust Joke Day. I invented the last one because it's Adolf Hitler's birthday.
This was a short entry, so I will keep you entertained with dubstep:
Grimejah Keep Strong by Eight:FX
Grimejah Dont Stop by Eight:FX

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20 April, 2012 - 11:48pm — Tycoondashkid
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your moobs are small

i liek small moobs, besides you wouldn't wanna be called fat would ya?

21 April, 2012 - 4:22am — jeff
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Well....

There's a big difference between boobs and pecs.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

21 April, 2012 - 4:26am — anarchist
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I know that. I'm not an ignoramus.

I meant boobs. I have none. That one guy's boobs are so great. Once these little girls asked him if he's in the itty bitty titty committee, so he flashed his amazing tits at them. (He does not have small breasts.)

21 April, 2012 - 10:31am — elph
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Pulling my leg... or just weird?

Gynecomastia in males is an abnormality!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

You're quite intelligent and were aware of this all along... right?

21 April, 2012 - 5:49pm — lonewolf678
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Well then,

are you also implying an ignoramus wouldn't have a "...Holocaust Joke Day."? Seems illogical to me.

21 April, 2012 - 7:07am — MaddieJoy
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Guys have breasts? "It's a

Guys have breasts?

"It's a helluva start, knowing what makes you happy."
--Lucille Ball

21 April, 2012 - 8:33am — Dracofangxxx
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I don't know, do girls have assholes?

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That's redick!

21 April, 2012 - 10:39am — elph
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I've read that this is the case...

...but sometimes they can become plugged (euphemism for bitchy mood). :)

22 April, 2012 - 1:31am — jeff
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Sometimes...

They can be plugged for fun, too. Although it takes three guys to get a girl air tight.

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

22 April, 2012 - 7:35am — hellonwheels
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would gladly trade you my...

man boobs for a flat chest. I know there are some, weird fetishes out there...but why, why would you ever want man tits?

wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman