Dude this site is fucking hilarious

Dracofangxxx's picture

http://christwire.org/2012/02/starbucks-are-you-drinking-the-gay/

SEATTLE IS ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS CITIES IN AMERICA

OH SHIT GUYS. OH SHIT. MY PURITY IS IN DANGER!

But yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out if it's all a joke, all serious, or a little of both. Some articles seem pretty legit and the comments suggest so, but most if it is just soo ridiculous that it's hilarious..

I'm gonna stick with one of the comments and agree it's like the Onion for Christians, which is great if they actually *do* have a sense of humour... ;)

Anyways back to working. I'm feeling really horrible today and this made it just a bit better.

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angel syndrome's picture

I LOVE CHRISTWIRE OMG it's

I LOVE CHRISTWIRE OMG
it's satire
you should see the one they did about tumblr, it's great

Dracofangxxx's picture

I REBLOGGED THAT YOU FILTHY WHORE

<3
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That's redick!

angel syndrome's picture

OH SO THATS WHY I FOUND IT

OH SO THATS WHY I FOUND IT TODAY

Yamamoto's picture

yeah it is satire silly red

yeah it is satire silly red panda Shelby-kun

swimmerguy's picture

I'm pretty sure it's a fucking joke

Although I kinda wish that part about Starbucks encouraging millions of wealthy young boys to become a homosexual part was true... In fact, I kinda wish it all was true. Except for the "lol mainstream" people, of course, I guess :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on

anarchist's picture

I literally cheered when I saw Princess Celestia in the chart.

Too bad it was only 6%.

RainbowTime's picture

i laughed when i saw Princess Celesta in the Charts

i only drink irn bru and the occassional blood of my enemies

elph's picture

Hilarious +++

Yeah... satire! And really outstanding satire... very subtle!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

And... here's another gem contained therein:

How to Spot a Masturbator

http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/

MacAvity's picture

Hahahaha

Nice. Very nice.

hellonwheels's picture

Yes!!!

I love it...Blaming gay marriage on every liberal leaning, doing well corporation in seattle and the nw....hipstersexual gaymos causing millions of young men to become mistaken homos???? um, ok...I just lol'd. Love it!

Good stuff.

And I know this site is totally fake, like the onion...or this guy is that far gone...haha. This reminds me of christian and anti-gay propaganda of the late 80's and early 90's. haha

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman