Would you Oasisians like to see a very nice thing? Of course you would. Watch this video. That is my sexy future wife Amber Heard being sexy on a boat and then on an island. And did I mention she is sexy? Sorry if you like what you see, but we are getting married as soon as she finds out I'm her biggest fan ever in the universe, and we are going to move to Sweden and rule over Sweden together with our pet unicorn! Some dude is also there. I didn't really pay attention to him, but I guess some of you guys might like him. The video is a little NSFW at some parts, just so you know. It like randomly shows the dude's ass... Oh, and the song's stuck in my head, so it would be totally awesome if any of you somehow happened to know what song is playing. I would google it, but I can't figure out any lyrics. AND DID I MENTION THAT THIS VIDEO CONTAINS THE SEXIEST GIRL EVER?
Anyway, sorry, I just get excited over new Amber Heard things. Hahaha. So, let me tell you about my new psychology class. It's really awesome because I get to sit by the hot girl. But you guys remember a teacher I had last year that I nicknamed Mr. Troll because he loved trolling us, right? That's who teaches it. I only have a couple of friends in there, but everyone actually seems really nice... except this one fucking guy. Oh. My. God. He is a senior, but he is SOOOO immature. Like, he giggles over words like sex and weiner and stuff like that. He is the biggest dumbfuck ever, I am so sure.
So, Mr. Troll loves for us to ask random psychological questions. One girl wanted to know why there are homophobes. Immature Dude decided to try his hand at answering! Apparently, there are homophobes "because homos are weird and like butts!"
Everyone wondered what the fuck was wrong with him, and Mr. Troll said that a possible reason for homophobia was because some guys are insecure in their masculinity. That makes sense, I guess.
Immature Guy kept being annoying throughout the entire class, no matter what we discussed. I just want to punch him in the face! He even at one point asked this fucking question: "Why don't all homos and lesbos just go get sex changes?" Umm, how about because I'm a total chick and would be VERY unhappy as a guy? I just... Wow, he's so dumb! When he wasn't giggling over "dirty words" he was asking dumb questions. What really gets me is the fact that he's like, 18! He's 18 and he still giggles over things like that! What the hell?