Confusing Date Choices Part II

Yamamoto's picture

(I am not joking with what I am going to talk about in this thread so don't even dare fucking act like I am joking or I will never speak to you again)

I have basically given up with my attempts to even try to find another human who will give me a second look as a person for just coversation, friendship, and especially dating. So I have just deicded that I want to start dating one of my pets... and when I figure out which one I want to figure out where to take them and such... So which one should I take out on a date... my Rhode Island Red roostor Mr. Bojangles... Or my cat Elizabeth?

elph's picture

Is your preamble...

a promise... or a threat?

No! I don't think you're joking. But what I am at a total loss to determine is... what kind of response would you like to see printed here?

I suspect that you may truly be unaware how bizarre your statement is; it certainly does not qualify as being the product of rational thinking!

You also may be unaware that we (Oasies) do care, but it is very unlikely that anyone here can even come close to meeting the challenge you're presenting.

The best response I have for you is: "Stick it out with your counselors... and make sure that they are up to the challenge... if they're not, change!"

I'm capable of no more... sadly :(

Good luck!

Yamamoto's picture

I just want my question to

I just want my question to be taken seriously. I mean just answer me as you would the rest of these people. Don't deny me the right to date just becuase I am differnt, which the human race keeps trying to do and I am finally refusing to let it. Now please stop telling me to get help and instead just answer my question... like you did for the last person asking about dates.

PS: To me internet friendships don't really count because there is a complete lack of closeness that I crave form friendships that can only come when the person is there... so please stop acting they compare.

Double PS: By whose athourity is it 'not' rational...? That is starting to sound like the same athourity that would say that wanting to take another guy out on a date is not rational...... heaven forbid someone as intellegent as yourself would take such a stance. D:

MaddieJoy's picture

Careful

I advise that you watch a cat entertainment movie or nature documentary about birds. But be careful--certain "behavior" with animals is extremely illegal, and you wouldn't want to be sent to jail.

Dracofangxxx's picture

not in every state it isn't :P

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That's redick!