
So I realize I haven't written a journal of any real substance in quite a while BUT I THINK YOU'RE DUE! :D
Sooooo where to start? I have a few topics.
-The Boyfriend :]
-Skyrim
.... yeah no I think that's pretty much it
I had a few essays I wanted to write but I'm not sure I'm up to it :P
So point one! Skyrim! I got that game. And it is pretty great :D But I don't quite yet think it's like THE BEST THING EVER OMFG. I really don't. They took out some stuff from the game that I really enjoyed. I don't like change :P
I always play as the beast races, because I'm Shelby, and I'm a furfag. So Khajiit thief character and Argonian mage :]
I just realized most of you guys probably don't play this so I'll stop there :P
SO ONTO THE BOYFRIEND STUFF...
Some of this is gonna be NSFW
so I don't know if that encourages you to keep reading or what
So he and I hung out on Friday :] He came over here after school. And at first it was kinda crummy. I cried and we argued a little and things were bleh but he started to crack outta his hardened shell and he held me and everything got a little better. We played Skyrim a lot :]
And then I took him to the living room and we played Kirby and the Crystal Shards together :D We were basking in the nostalgia of that game XP But I always get stuck on the bosses, so he has to be my hero and save me XP
So then his mummy was lonely and wanted to see me, so we went over to his house :P
She's so cute omfg and that means she likes me~
SO THEN we were playing more Skyrim, and he was playing Minecraft to check out the updates. And I was messin' around as his mage and then I got stuck so he beat it for me and then he got stuck and I beat it for him, yadda yadda. Anyways I just think that's so fun! Playing with your bubbie like that :]
And then
THIS IS THE INAPROPRO PART SO YEAH SKIP TO THE NEXT BOLD PART IF YOU WANT
the he was like
Shelby I'm gonna make you cum
and I was like
:o
cause after three years he still hasn't gotten me to do that yet XP
AND GUYS HELP I HAVE A REALLY BAD RESPONSE TO WHEN HE SAYS SEXY THINGS
I JUST LAUGH
I get so excitedly nervous that I'm like AHAHAHA OH MAN THAT SOUNDS SO SEXY BABY AHAHAHAHA
and he thinks I'm being mean but I'm really just way too excited
SO YEAH So he went down on me and we finally got me to finish yayyyyyyy :D and I made a mess on his couch. So then I let him make a mess on ME :P And it was wonderful. After he was done he jumped on me and was like TASTE YOUR OWN PUSSY and started sticking his tongue in my mouth XD
SORRY FOR THE TMI GUYS I JUST LOVE THIS KID XD <3
Purely wonderfull :D
Wait I have a weird thing to share
Is it weird that I asked him to let me aim while he peed XD
BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN okay okay
OKAY I'M DONE GUYS THE LITTLE KIDS CAN COME BACK YES PLEASE
So then we were both happy tired kids and we cuddled on his couch :] and he was super sweet to me. And we just kinda snuggled and watched it snow outside and played some games :] it was really fun and really comfy.
Then he drove me home in the snow :] and he just started driver's ed, so I was reallllly impressed. He's a very good, very safe driver. And he like XD says out the things he's gonna do. It's super cute. Like "Speed Check, thirty MPH. Stopping. Turning right! Merging!" XD SO CUTE
Anyways he says that I'm his world and his everything :] <3 And and we were arguing a bit last week and we made up and now everything is awesome :] <3
He treats me so well. I'm so happy. And he's a weird little kid, but weird WITH me. Like I dunno. Shelby is a happy girl <33333333333
Comments
Whenever I play Oblivion at
Whenever I play Oblivion at my friend's house, I'm ALWAYS a Khajiit. Cat people are freakin' awesome. And I'm in the Fighters' Guild. Wish I could play Skyrim. Newspaper girl ranted about it in journalism.
IF I COULD MAIL IT TO YOU I WOULD, MAN
Because anything elder scrolls is like pure sex on a disc <3
and you know how to rock the pussays too :D
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That's redick!
oh my goodness. you're so
oh my goodness. you're so cute. I adore this draco. I adore this draco a lot.
<33
Awweh thank you dear :'3
I was worried everyone would be like
GOD SHELBY THIS IS DISGUSTING
but thanks! :D <3 I'm just so happy I had to share with the WORLDDDDDDD :D
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That's redick!
Hmm...
When I read skyrim, I thought you and the boyfriend *really* joined the mile high club...
All sounds fine, nothing inappropriate. I mean, sure, a guy and girl together doesn't sound natural, but once you get past that part... ;-)
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
Nahhh ;)
No sky-rimming here!
Not yet.
Hah! Thanks, Jeff. You sure know how to put a smile on my face :P
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That's redick!
Not TMI for me...
Actually, I'm very happy that you had such a great time... and, what you did! :)
But, when I even hint at such possibilities (regrettably, not for me... not, at least, in this lifetime!)... there always seems to be an overseer who cannot resist suggesting: TMI! W2D?
Anyway... Can we count on Episode #2 before too long?
Thanks, Keith!
I tried to leave out all the sloppy details, this isn't a sexblog, so even if it's gross people can deal XP
Uh maybe! I don't often get too many comments so I just wait until I'm super excited about something to post :P but maybe if I have an awesome time or something :]
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That's redick!
Sloppy?
Really sloppy... or, maybe, sloppy as a euphemism?
If only I could have been that proverbial fly... :)
(Could have made my contribution, too... but, being just a fly... it'd probably have gone totally unnoticed!)
uhhh no quite sloppy, yes.
Umm but Keith you're kinda bein' weird... Sorry I don't want flies in my 'gina area and I'm sure the bubbie doesn't either :P
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That's redick!
Misplaced flies!
This kind inhabit walls :)
god...
if i told a guy i was going to make him cum and he jsut started giggling...well im not sure how i would react to that XD
"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"
XD I know!
But he's so nice that it all works out :] <3 He understands XD
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That's redick!
Hehe
Really I think I'd start laughing too. While it looks so normal for the people to be so sexual in porn and stuff, it seems to me like I could never do that, I'd just start laughing if someone was just screaming like Oh yeah plow me with your huge cock! Yeah I fucking love this huge dick in my ass!
I don't think I could take that seriously. Ever :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on
See you get it!
I mean it actually does kibble my bits but...
It's just so damn silly when he's like I'm gonna eat you out until you cum in my mouth and I'm like
AHAHAHA OHKAY YEAH YEAH PLEASE DO THAT'D BE AMAZING YES HAHAHA
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That's redick!
Hmm...
Just coincidence that both examples are them talking about your huge dick? hehehe
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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)
Right Jeff...
You go ahead and believe that :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0&safe_search=on
"Wait I have a weird thing
"Wait I have a weird thing to share
Is it weird that I asked him to let me aim while he peed XD
BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN okay okay"
OMG LMFAO
I AM DYING
LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAO
DUDE IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER
I could FEEL IT!
LIKE A WARM HOSE
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That's redick!
OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OMG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME I CAN'T
I CAN'T SHELBY.
BTW SKYRIM IS AWESOME ;D
I'm getting Skyrim for
I'm getting Skyrim for Christmas because I'm too lazy to get the software to pirate it x3. I play a dark elf when I play oblivion because they look dark and badass. And I think you're unaware of all the <3s and :]s in this journal. XD. And yay, Uh, grats on the oral. >:3 I had a dream last night I actually wen down on someone in my class. Does that count?
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~
Woah long time no see
But yeah, good journal here :P Skyrim will blow your miiiind
XD yes, sure, that counts :P
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That's redick!
Congratulations!
It's so good to see my old friend doing so well! You're so adorable!
I'm glad your boyfriend makes you happy. Good men are hard to come by. Especially straight men! And that he can make you cum is also impressive! XD
May everything go well, and may you have a long, happy relationship!
Oh, and I hope your bacon burns.
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The father now gallops, with terror half wild,
He holds in his arms the shuddering child;
He reaches his farmstead with toil and dread,—
The child in his arms lies motionless, dead.
Oh man I'm not adorable, shshshhhhh :P
He and I have our tough spots, we make some bad decisions, but I guess in the end we're always improving and we always come back together. There's some culture that believes people destined to be together are tied together with a lone, red thread, and that while it may twist and tangle and such, they're always connected... no matter how far away you go.
Sometimes I wonder if it's kinda like that.
Whyjoo burn my bacon :| That's just horrible! :C
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That's redick!
You are adorable, ssshshshssshsh.
As long as you're happy, I'm happy for you, my dear.
And it's an affectionate curse. <3
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The father now gallops, with terror half wild,
He holds in his arms the shuddering child;
He reaches his farmstead with toil and dread,—
The child in his arms lies motionless, dead.