How obnoxiously loud our paper delieverer is.
Waking up obnoxiously hungry is such a pain in the ass. My dads back is fucked up so he sleeps in the living room in a recliner. He guards the kitchen like a dragon does it's hoard.
What a sinus cold does to my girlfriends breathing aka snoring pattern. Aka why I'm awake at 5:49 am.
How ungodly hot it gets when you share your bed with someone who a)runs warm b) likes to sleep spider monkey snuggle and c) gets hot and puts all the blankets on you. Twice the blankets= sahara desert in Washington state.

In other news. I bought an iPad yesterday. It is beautiful. And I made $50 from babysitting in Seattle last night. Easy squeezey.

I'm gonna poke the spider monkey snorer. I'm taking it back!!