So, I guess, 2 years, and a few questions

swimmerguy's picture

2 years on this site now. Woot...

Anyway, I have a few questions for you guys...
First, what is your favorite song?
My favorite song right now is probably One by Metallica, (although anything by Rise Against rates pretty high) I don't often listen to it but I wake up to it now every morning... Very soothing... At least at the beginning. But I like it all :P
Fuckin beast song :P

Next, what is your favorite ever TV show?
Six Feet Under. David the gay guy is so realistically and awesomely done, and no way is that the only reason. It's just such an awesome show, the family lives such interesting lives...

Uh, do you have a BEST friend?
Nope.
I have many good friends, some that I would call best friends, but not one single one. I mean, the guy I used to call Uber Christian for a while, I like him, but he's a bit of a fruitcake.
Like, he doesn't like it when I make dirty jokes about his mom or sexual innuendo...
But another guy who's a little chiller, I guess I'd call him I dunno what, his name's Devan. And his brother, they're both cool.
And a guy who'd have to be called Mexico, or maybe if there's Uber Christian, he can be Atheist... Anyway, all we do basically is try to find the grossest thing we can say about what we did to each others moms.
(So far his theme involves him saying he has a Medusa head of penises that he doesn't even have to do anything, he just sits back while his penises all go and tear off my mom's clothes, and then they rape her from every side, and then go leave her in a dumpster and come back often to do it again... Hehe...
Mine involves me having a massively long train dick that I can use to hump at the speed of light, meaning that although he's older than me, I age very slowly since I hump his mom every night at the speed of light, meaning that the Theory of Special Relativity says that I age much slower than the average human, and therefore I'm actually his father... hehe...
We're sick fucks :P
)
And then there's a buncha other friends I have, but those are some of them.
I don't have a best friend :P

Uhhh, and is there a particular race you find particularly attractive?
Not really. I love white guys, and Asian guys, and I've had crushes on most every ethnicity there is, although I'd say I tend to stick a littler more with whites and Asians...

And that's about it for the questions...
But there were a few more things.

First, there's a guy who's my partner in German class, and as far as I can tell, he wants to fuck.
Why do I think that? Oh many reasons, pointed questions about things like if I have a girlfriend, and he'll randomly poke me, and all sorts of things, like asking if I wanna hang out after school.
I'd really have to think about where I stand on that one.
Because, well, frankly I don't really like him. Nor is he amazingly attractive, maybe normal or slightly above or below, I dunno.
Right now I'd be more in the mood for a relationship, and as I learned very well from Daniel, just having a guy who attracts me, and is willing to fuck me, does not a relationship make. I'd get pissed off, he's just not my type of person that I generally like...
I'd much rather have some guy who's just chill, funny, awesome. Like several people I know. (In fact, there was a guy from camp who was both really awesome and super chill and stuff, and was also damn attractive, and best of all a bisexual. I'm really sad that both I only saw him at camp and that he lives in Britain, of all things. Damn it. I would so go out with him, but of course that's just my luck, I don't really know any gay guys or bisexuals for that matter, and definitely none that I like or that attract me, and then I go to camp and in this circle of 10 other guys there's 2 others, one gay, very attractive, but that I didn't like, and one bisexual, that I really liked and was very attractive, but then of course I only saw them for 3 weeks)
Even so, I still might fuck him, but it'd be awkward, because I'd prefer it to be a one time thing, but then of course I'd just have to see him the very next day 1st period :P
But I'm probably wrong anyway. I'll let you guys know if any developments happen.

Finally, I know it's naughty and that I shouldn't, because it's too easy, but I looked into the National Socialist Movement manifesto (AKA Nazis) and, surprisingly, found a few statements that I disagreed with.
Maybe I should consider not becoming a Nazi in the future... Maybe I'm just a bit too liberal... Hmmm...
Anyway, here: "
The verdict is still out whether homosexuality is genetic or a choice. If it is
genetic, that would make homosexuals sexually handicapped. If it is a
choice, it demonstrates the sick and twisted and unnatural minds of
homosexuals. Either way, it is a huge unnatural negative that is not worthy
of our Aryan Race and progress
"
I never understand when people say gayness isn't a choice... I mean, if everyone is actually a heterosexual, then what right-minded person would say "You know, even though I could do what I actually want to do and marry this beautiful woman(/man), I've decided for arbitrary reasons (probably just to piss everyone off and ruin society) that instead I'm going to date, make out with and have sex with this person of my own gender even though I don't actually like it, and then demand the rights to do so and be able to marry someone I'm not actually attracted to.
Yeah, just like this:

Yeah, that's right. I see no enjoyment whatsoever in there."
I mean, obviously no right-minded person would ever think that, so that leaves 2 options: 1, it's not a choice, which it isn't, or
2, it's a mental illness, and therefore also not a choice and more deserving of pity than hatred... Which it isn't
I don't know what they think of the motives of the "homosexuals" are if they think it's a fucking choice?
Whatever.

Oh, and here, here's a real gem, literally verbatim, no contractions included, this is literally the exact words in order on their site:
"
I’m a Christian and I have a friend who is a Wiccan. Can we both join
the NSM? Are there restrictions for membership based on religion?

The NSM is strictly a political organization. It doesn’t matter what religion, if
any, you are. We have members from virtually all religious backgrounds with
the exception of Judaism!
"
Yeah. I'll let that sink in for a moment, before tearing it apart...

Notice it says "if any". That means that they're perfectly fine with Atheists, people who not only don't believe in Jesus but don't believe in God, joining their organization, or some member of another religion joining, like Hinduism, but they for some reason they don't like the Jews, who use half of the same fucking book the Christians do, they believe in the same God, they just don't believe in Jesus.
That's bad, you can not believe in God and Jesus, or believe in them, but you can't believe in either/or.

Besides that, there's all sorts of racism and victimization of whites for some reason, but whatever.

You know, they have a Youth Organization, I wonder what they'd do if I joined to meet hot boys :P

hehe... I'm dirty.

Anyway, that was long, and probably rambling and uninteresting, but whateva! So, g'night Oasies!

Comments

ferrets's picture

favorite song...

promobox-aeterna
the office. or maybe outsourced.
maybe my friend daniel. probabley infact
lol. nazzis. the logic of toddlers, have they.

"A loving man and woman in a committed relationship can marry. Dogs, no matter what their relationship, are not allowed to marry. How should society treat gays and lesbians in committed relationships? As dogs or as humans?"

elph's picture

Daniel?

Not the same Daniel....?

625539's picture

favorite song i don't watch

favorite song

i don't watch TV

my boyfriend is my best friend, and this will hopefully stay the same even if our relationship turns to dust. but i can't imagine another relationship.

i'm into tall guys with dark hair and dark eyes
otherwise race/background/age is of no concern

elph's picture

So many favorites...

...but Che farò senza Euridice (How can I survive without Euridice) from Gluck's Orfeo ed Euridice has to rank near the top. This is excerpted from the final performance of Janet Baker's operatic career (1982)! No one has been her equal!

Nanook's picture

Favorite song? Wait It Out

Favorite song? Wait It Out // Imogen Heap
TV Show? Skins
Best friend? Not anymore. My former bestfriend, Hannah, hates me now. She hates that I drink, that I smoke, that I tried nitrous and that I moly. She also thinks I'm a two-faced bitch that's extremely pretentious and an 'asshole'. Fantastic...

jeff's picture

Uhh...

You moly?! wtf is that?

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"You can judge the whole world on the sparkle that you think it lacks" - Dawes, When My Time Comes (http://youtu.be/Z0FrcTX6hWI)

Nanook's picture

I meant "I rolled on

I meant "I rolled on moly"... Moly as in ecstasy.

radiosilence95's picture

I like questions.

My favorite song? That's almost impossible for me to decide. "Hash Pipe" by Weezer, "Rope" by Foo Fighters...uhh...anything by Queens of the Stone Age, like "3's and 7's," "No One Knows," and "Sick, Sick, Sick." I'll stop there, cuz the list goes on and on.

Favorite TV show? I rarely watch TV, but when I do, I watch Adventure Time or old X-Men cartoons.

Best friend? I guess Amber. She's the only friend of mine who genuinely cares about me. I adore her, even though she's a complex person.

Particular ethnicity? White. I'm not racist, I just never find myself attracted to any other race.

Dracofangxxx's picture

Do I not genuinely care about you? D:

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That's redick!

radiosilence95's picture

Well I hope you do XD

You're a close friend. So yeah, I guess you're my second best friend :P

elph's picture

Best friend?

Oh my! Many!

Regrettably, they never knew... and now... it's much too late!

Please... don't follow my example.

Dracofangxxx's picture

I didn't know you liked Rise Against :o

And uhh favourite race is probably Asians, but specifically half-asians. I dunno they're just so cute and pretty :P
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That's redick!

Super Duck's picture

To answer your questions...

Favorite song: Changes literally every day depending on my mood and such... I can't accurately answer this.

Favorite show: South Park, fuck yeah!

Best friend: I have 2. One's a guy who moved away, and one's a girl who goes to my school and we get mistaken for one another every single day despite looking nothing alike except for having dark brown hair.

Preferred race: Well, considering I prefer blondes about 90% of the time, I'm gonna have to go with white. I've seen some pretty Asian girls, but I dunno, I just always end up preferring blondes, so white.

hellonwheels's picture

damn! two years of rants already????

Iam really getting too old to be on here man...shit. interesting facts, and hope all turns out well w/ your *study buddy* wink

hell

Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane, i'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train- the ozzman