So, today, random call from my brother on the other side of the country, and basically, among other things he said he creeped on my fb page, and saw that it said I was gay, and he asked if I was gay. I dunno why I even considered lying, but I did, but I didn't even come close to, I just said "ya", and then he was like "that's excellent" and then he likened us to Nate and David in Six Feet Under, best show ever! But, in the show, Nate dies at like 40, which isn't good... Anyway...
Anyway, driving a stick, the clutch pedal feels so much awesomer than the others, it feels like penetrating the car during sex, like deeply fingering it. I can feel the car's hopes, dreams, desires.... And then I fuck it :P
I dunno why it feels like that, but for some reason that's what I think of.
Anyway, I thought this was fucking hilarious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki_anal_sex.jpg
It's a 5th century vase, and the main subject on it is this woman being held down on a little table and being buttfucked by this guy with like some child molester beard :P
I mean, it seems to me that society started out more conservative and has liberalized over the centuries, but this vase would attest to otherwise. I guess it just shows that inside, all humans would love to hold someone down and buttfuck them, even though we often tell ourselves we wouldn't want to...
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to commit violent and/or creepy crimes and then maybe commit suicide? Maybe that's what guys who do that shit do it for, because all of a sudden they just indulge in one of those urges...
Anyway, I've often wondered what it would be like to murder, to rape, to violently rob. I mean, I'm probably just some mentally disturbed fuckwad, but I dunno.
One of my favorite ones involves getting someone like some conservative, or Christian, or Mormon, and sitting them down, me with a gun, and just having a conversation with them.
Fuck, it ain't embedding. I tried, and tried, and it worked once, but no more... I'll just link it: http://youtu.be/JGAUpzLBF8Y
Like that chick, just like bitch slap her and be like "learn to free think! I bet your parents were Mormons and so were your grandparents, they taught you from birth to be a Mormon, and you ate it the fuck up! Oh, so you've never had drugs? Or alcohol? Or tobacco? Or even caffeine? And no sex either outside of marriage?
And why haven't you had any of those things?
Oh, is it because you were told by someone else, who by the way has also never had any of those things, not to have those things?
Jesus fuck, I like to say that "nothing is more dangerous than a fool with too much time to think", but what's infinitely more pathetic and pitiable is a fool that neither has the time or ability to think at all, and only has time and brain power for blindly accepting ideas passed on from other blindly accepting people tracing back to a bunch of corrupted polygamists!
Well well, then, I give you 2 options, you must either say "Fuck God" and flip off the sky, and not only that, but you have to mean it...
Or, I can kill you now, and if you're right, I'll go to hell forever and you'll forever be in a happier place, where you mormons believe that you and your husband will go to an empty planet and populate it by fucking.
But if I'm right, then you'll just be dead. Your choice, motherfucker.
That's a bit condensed, but sometimes I wonder what would happen if I did that...
I mean, I wouldn't ever kill anyone, my only goal would be to incite a little free thinking in her, and I probably wouldn't be able to bring myself to do any of the stuff I said, nor do I particularly want to...
But I wonder... Is the stuff they're spoon fed from birth, do they really believe that ridiculous shit so much that they'd literally bet their life, everything they have on it being true?
So, I looked at porn again for the first time tonight. I used to, way back in 6th grade, I guess that's 4 years ago now, and then my parents found out, and I got in all sorts of shit, and they practically raped me, my dad installed child blocks that blocked Jeremy Clarkson's (Top Gear host) wikipedia page when I tried to look at it.
But now, I have both a new hard drive, which both has no child blocks, and for some reason I never thought before to get Google Chrome, which is the fucking shit, and I don't think would be blocked anyway...
Good experience, I say.
Anyway, g'night Oasies!