Yeah, my mother. And I just remembered, before posting this simple, like, convsersation, we were talking in the car, and I forget what it was about, but we (My dad, mom, and me) were laughing, and then my mom turns to my dad, and goes "If he turns out gay, it's your fault." And I'm just like ._. So yeah, here.

Mom ~ *typing on facebook* Here! *clicks on a profile* This kid, ____ Farson...I used to call him "Fag Face Farson" in High School.

Dad ~ Oh?

Me ~ Because you're homophobic

Mom ~ *slaps her hand on the desk* Whatever Chet...I'm not homophobic because I'm not saying this in front of gay people.

Dad ~ ...

Me ~ Whatever, homophobe. But what relevance is his sexuality to you now that you haven't seen each other for 20 something years?

Mom ~ I just want to see if I'm right. *begins to list his Likes on FB* Law and Order...Akon...How I Met Your Mother...Yeah, he's gay.

Dad ~ How the fuck do you know just from that?

Mom ~ He watches Law and Order, and How I Met Your Mother.

Dad ~ I watch Law and Order...

Soooo yeah. I have to keep in mind to stick to my goal, Coming Out this school year ~_~ More specifically, National Coming Out Day mmmmaaaayybbbbbeee, not to sure when, but it sounds too early for me. :/ Ooooorrrrrr, Christmas Morning, make her a fancy card with pop-out letters that say "I'm GAY!" And a huge rainbow over it. xD Well, school starts in 4 days, and I'm more than ready. ^-^