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16 August, 2011 - 5:00pm — 625539

Guys, girls,

When you have relationship problems, just have sex and everything will be ok for long enough until you plan your next move. ~

Just make it seem like the other person's idea.

~tried and tested~

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16 August, 2011 - 5:17pm — elph
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Will...

...an imaginary partner suffice if it's an emergency? :)

16 August, 2011 - 6:09pm — jeff
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Err...

Why would you be having relationship problems with an imaginary partner? That's the height of misguided pessimism, no? ;-)

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17 August, 2011 - 12:23am — lonewolf678
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Well,

that doesn't sound entirely right, it's basically procrastination.

17 August, 2011 - 1:44am — arata13
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True, but it works well

True, but it works well enough...

17 August, 2011 - 2:33am — jeff
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Well...

If you have to choose between procrastination with sex, and procrastination without sex...

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

17 August, 2011 - 5:48am — Yamamoto
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*Facepalms...* This seems

*Facepalms...* This seems like one of the most stupid peices of relationship advice that I have ever heard in my entire life...

And Jeff just staking his idiotic interpitation onto it just made things sound all the more stupid... I mean seriously Jeff... grow up.

17 August, 2011 - 6:40am — jeff
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Wow...

Yama hasn't been this worked up since Blizzard changed the way Diablo 3 works:

(Let's try a new strategy of not making some anti-Jeff comment in every reply on here maybe? There is no Constitutional right to have an Oasis account. I can turn off commenting in 20 seconds, ability to send pm's, blocking account access, lots of things...)

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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield

22 August, 2011 - 4:05am — 625539
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jeff, this video is my

jeff, this video is my favorite thing

22 August, 2011 - 4:07am — 625539
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clearly it was ridiculous

clearly it was ridiculous and stupid, that's probably why i'm still in a relationship... lmfao

we fought, had stuff still unresolved and then we had fucking grade a sex, everything's great now.

plus this journal was kind of supposed to be a joke... ahaha. but yeah, i'm a slut so whatevs