Just a few common terms and their english translation.
"I'm a chill guy" -I want desperately to appear straight.
"Masc. and discreet" -I'm deeply closeted, possibly permanently.
"I'm just a normal, caring guy" -There is something very wrong with me that you will probably not discover until much later.
"I'm funny" -See above.
"I enjoy philosophical conversations and being intellectually stimulated." -It's very likely that I use marijuana. It's equally likely that it takes little to intellectually stimulate me.
"I take care of my body" -I workout because I am vain.
"My friends say I'm fun" -I talk unnecessarily loud in social situations.
"People say I'm attractive" -I'm too insecure to say that I think I'm attractive, which I do.
"My username is Just Dave" -I'm cynical and a hypocrite. Usually, I make fun of other people so I don't have to think about my own life for a short time. Somehow, I think being hard on my self makes being a bitch okay.
As you can tell, it's not been an excellent week. I'm going to lay some facts down about my life. If I do that, this will seem like a normal journal.
1) I'm trying to learn how to lap swim. I am terrible at it. Every third length of the pool I choke on water and all the life guards stand up and look nervous.
2) I'm too tired to finish writing this.