I have like nothing to do. I'm hanging up at my grandma's, when my cousin's friend like, walks through the door, and I'm like "ffs..." because we hooked up once, like a year ago, and fucked around (But he thinks I'm straight LOLOLOLOLwut.) and I got the vibe that he wanted to again, but I was like "naw dewd.". And now he's all awkward sitting on the couch playing his 3DS. I'm sitting here trying to revise my first novel and asdfghjkl just made like 3 eggs in a skillet, wondered why they weren't cooking, and just WTF The stove wasn't on. :| Then we played monopoly, Before I even passed "Go!" once, I landed on "Go To Jail" three...fucking...times...rage. :O

So yeah. Talk to me. I'm awkward and bored. xD