1) I was secretly hoping the people I hated from High School would all be fat by now. Alas, not yet, but I am content to wait.
1.5) I don't understand people who pursue those who are much better looking than them. I mean, you're expecting them not to be care about looks while you are being extremely superficial yourself? Besides, it would be awful to have to constantly think about how the other person is "dating down" in other people's eyes.
1.75) Talking about the gym probably makes me sound vapid, so I usually avoid doing so. However, I feel I must make this observation; everybody in there is attractive. Seriously, everyone. Sometimes I feel like I'm in the middle of someone's music video. Intimidating but nice.
2) Ok, since when does the Smurf franchise have a young, active fandom? I didn't even know the fuckers existed until I was about 15, but I keep seeing pictures and videos of people my age dressed up as them. I refuse to believe these are actual Smurf fans; the show itself ended in the eighty's, whereas Avatar came out to years ago. I'm just saying.
3) To be quite honest, I didn't get a huge rush of relief when I found out there where other gay people out there. Instead, I got the "Thank god I'm not alone!" feeling when I discovered other people masturbated. I seriously thought that I was the worlds biggest pervert for "discovering" it (No, I'm not Catholic, just weird). It took me about four years to come to terms with it. That's two years longer than it took me to accept my sexuality, not that anyone's counting/overanalyzing insignificant details of their adolescence.
3.1415) I'm always indecisive about whether or not I should be more openly nerdy. On one hand, it seems like I should be upfront with it. On the other, most couples I know don't wear their nerd badge on their sleeve. I don't know if this is correlated.
4) Jesus, it's like every time I sit down to write, I'm hit with a narcoleptic episode (Is that a thing? Are they called "fits" instead? Too lazy for google). Anyway, G'night.