I Want Your Whiskey Mouth All Over My
But, alas, I am not blond.
1) I don't think I will ever enjoy a piece of classical literature more than I enjoy Harry Potter. I realize this means I will probably never be a scholar, but I don't really care.
2) Today, I broke my kayak, lost my temper, and found out that I've accidentally overcome my greatest fear.
3) Ghost Hunting shows feature people walking around dark buildings asking moronic questions to nobody in particular. Later, they sit around and make ridiculous claims about light flares and temperature changes. In other words, ghost hunting is probably the greatest thing ever to come to cable television.
4) I guess I'm am kind of the opposite of pedophile. By this I mean that I am a relatively young person attracted to relatively old people. Seriously, I was drooling over Gerard Butler when I was, like, thirteen. But really, have you seen Dear Frankie? I mean, damn; parenting skills never looked so fine.
5) I'm to insecure about my body to want to have sex. Although, I don't want to be terrible at it if I ever do get a boyfriend. Dilemma.
6) Websites like Match.com have a pretty strong appeal to me, because filling out surveys and creating a profile sound much easier than, you know, actually meeting people. However, I've promised to myself that I'll wait until I'm at least in my twenties to try that. I figure I have to at least try the old fashion methods.
Something Happy: I have an excellent family and great friends.
Something Not Happy: The thought of me kissing someone is so foreign that I literally cannot imagine it happening.
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Hmm...
1. Harry Potter is a fun book, and if you read it at a certain age, it will probably always resonate. But I think a more classic piece can resonate because how you read it over time changes. Sort of like actors who perform Hamlet when they're 30, 40, and 50 see the character differently. I think that is the main differentiator, when the art doesn't change, but it allows you to notice how you change. Who knows, maybe Harry will have that power.
2. Drowning?
4. Everyone is the opposite of a pedophile, since nearly everyone doesn't want sex with prepubescent people. The culture is youth-obsessed, but most people don't want to play ball until there's grass on the field. There certainly are guys who prefer older guys. My friend Kirk Read wrote about his growing up liking older guys in his book, How I Learned To Snap. If you're a younger guy who wants someone older, the world is your oyster and you will have a LOT of options.
5. Alcohol. Bars aren't social hubs by accident. The biggest thing to realize here is you don't have to want to have sex with you. That's their job. If you're into them, and they're into you, bingo.
6. This can eliminate the introduction portion of things, but as soon as you find someone... then you should meet. So, it lets you sort people and get to know them a bit in advance. But, the meeting should and usually will happen quickly. Also, limit any searching to your actual location. Long distance relationships are fine if you stumble into one (I suppose), but try to avoid them otherwise. If you really are into older guys, maybe something more specific like http://www.daddyhunt.com/ would be better. Sorry, I'm not a member. ;-(
After posting your picture here, you could probably find half a dozen guys on Oasis who would kiss you.
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
jeff
Nah, actually my biggest fear was sharks. I'm not even joking.
You are surprisingly good at making people feel better, by the way. It's like you're my spirit guide.
Yeah...
A lot of people were freaking out when I was in Thailand and I wrote a journal about how I was snorkeling over a school of like a dozen or so sharks. In broken English, the cute staffer at my resort said the sharks "no like people." So, I went off to find them with my snorkel, assuming "no like people" meant they don't want to eat you, as opposed they really don't like people, so stay the hell away from them.
Glad you mentioned it, it made me have to Google search to find my sharks entry, as I forgot what they said that could go either way (no like people): http://www.jeffwalsh.com/2003/10/12/swimming-with-sharks/
Glad I make you feel better on here. I can be a bit hit or miss with people, hehe.
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
Subject Line...
is a true cliff hanger! Are we obliged to guess?
But... I'd have wished for "eager" over "whiskey." :)
Uhh...
The subject line is only a cliffhanger to people who don't follow Lady Gaga.
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
@elph
For me?
Thanks... it "almost" takes me back to the discos of the 70s and 80s! The beat is fine... but the lyrics have always been a challenge me. :(
Youtube
Hasn't been working recently, but I'm pretty sure that song was "Heavy Metal Lover". The title of my journal was a lyric in that song.
If embedding,
use old embed code. :-)
It's the song that was
It's the song that was referenced in the title, I figured I'd link it for you! :)
Thank you...
Appreciated!
you shouldn't practice sex
you shouldn't practice sex just to be good at if when Boyfriend happens. If Boyfriend is good for you, he'll steer you 'round the curves and you'll tell him what you're scared of and it'll be all the better cuz you'll be communicating.
Always remember...
It is important to have sex before you die. Otherwise, you'll be forced to fuck a terrorist in heaven.
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
Wow,
even I found that to be in bad taste. Hey Jeff why don't we have HTTPS when we log in?
For what?
Not processing credit card information or anything. I mean, people try to hack into Facebook accounts over public networks, but I don't think we rank in the grand scheme of things that get hacker's attention.
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
True,
but some crackers (cracker is in Hacker Terminology) are always looking for small little claims to fame.
We're...
way below being anyone's claim to fame. Even on Facebook, there is a whole status that people share about how unsafe their accounts are unless they change their settings to https, which is largely untrue.
Real hackers want access to the system with thousands of credit card numbers, not one. Even if they did hijack my Facebook, they wouldn't get access to my credit card for use off of Facebook.
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
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I started reading harry potter 7 again today and love how easy it is to get back into it. The language that Rowling delivers also is really special but not overboard with metaphors and similes, but keeps everything tight with detail.