Ah the internet, how you entertain me...
Took it twice. (EDIT: A 3rd time) (EDIT2: OKay 4th.... [and final] XD)
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com
You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for.
Most compatible with: Dramatic Uke
Least compatible with: Everyone else
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
Either way I'm a jackass??? XD Fuck Yes.
(EDIT: 3rd time)
You are a Opportunist Seme
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
Okay, this works too... ^^
(EDIT: 4th [and last] time)
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
Also true.
Final thoughts:
I'm a fucking mess. A fucking (apparently versatile) mess! XD
SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THIS NOW!!! XD
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Hmm,
Uke reminded me of Banjo Ukulele.
Here is Mine :D
You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
Here is mine.... YAY
I love this I got Romantic
I love this I got Romantic seme...
Then I got Sadistic and Don't Fuck With Me.
That wouldn't work... XD
That is so adorable... :D I
That is so adorable... :D I have to give you a hug... *Hugs arata... and cuddles with her Romantic Semeness... :P*
(hugs) Yay for the
(hugs) Yay for the semeness!~
-----Just my stats for osu! XD-----
IGN: AratnitY
Level (Osu!): 14
Level (Catch the Beat): 12
Level (Taiko): 6
PLAY IT. http://osu.ppy.sh/
:P... Yay for all of the
:P... Yay for all of the semeness :P
You are a Innocent
You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
Er, yay? XD I don't think this is very accurate, I'm gonna take it again.
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~
RAGGGEEE. I got it again
RAGGGEEE. I got it again >.>
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~
You catch someone checking
You catch someone checking out your partner. You:
Stroll over smirking and confront them by saying, "Back off bitches, this one belongs to me."
^ SO ME. xD
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~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~
I have no idea what the hell any of this is...
You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
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"Why be given a body if you have to keep it locked up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle?" - Katherine Mansfield
That fits you
That fits you Jeff....
-----Just my stats for osu! XD-----
IGN: AratnitY
Level (Osu!): 14
Level (Catch the Beat): 12
Level (Taiko): 6
PLAY IT. http://osu.ppy.sh/
mine
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get seme/uke merch..
may the crests of light,love,hope,courage,and kindness shine brightly on a new day.
I got bored. lol
You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke.
Well it's nice knowing what
Well it's nice knowing what Oasians I'm compatable with xD~~~~~
~I don't need no fakes around me, all I want is you to be with me...here I am...~